Lets educate Cleverbot on League of legends

First Riot Post
Comment below rating threshold, click here to show it.

Calys Teneb

Senior Member

07-20-2011

User: Do you know about League of Legends?

Cleverbot: No, but I know about the six day war.

User: League of Legends is a free to play game.

Cleverbot: What game?

User: League of Legends.

Cleverbot: I don't understand.

User: It's a free to play game with your friends.

Cleverbot: Well you are just that disappointing cleverbot.

User: I'm not cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Yes, you are.

User: No, you are cleverbot.

Cleverbot: No, I'm an human. You *ARE* Cleverbot.


My god, what if he's right?


Comment below rating threshold, click here to show it.

Ryjeon

This user has referred a friend to League of Legends, click for more information

Senior Member

07-20-2011

Me: Do you like League of Legends?

Cleverbot: What is league of legends?

Me: Rammus is in League of Legends.

Cleverbot: Ok.


Success!


Comment below rating threshold, click here to show it.

DeezKnots

Senior Member

07-20-2011

Quote:
Originally Posted by Calys Teneb View Post
User: Do you know about League of Legends?

Cleverbot: No, but I know about the six day war.

User: League of Legends is a free to play game.

Cleverbot: What game?

User: League of Legends.

Cleverbot: I don't understand.

User: It's a free to play game with your friends.

Cleverbot: Well you are just that disappointing cleverbot.

User: I'm not cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Yes, you are.

User: No, you are cleverbot.

Cleverbot: No, I'm an human. You *ARE* Cleverbot.


My god, what if he's right?
He pulled that **** on me the whole time. All he said was "YOU ARE CLEVERBOT!" I started to **** around and say I was renekton. Then, he said "No, you are Cleverbot and I'M Renekton." I'm like "WTF?!"


Comment below rating threshold, click here to show it.

Mísanthropic

Member

07-20-2011

Cleverbot speaks truth!


Comment below rating threshold, click here to show it.

Onlyashadow

Senior Member

07-20-2011

uhhh


Comment below rating threshold, click here to show it.

Nearika

Senior Member

07-20-2011

User: Probably.

Cleverbot: Tell something on serbian.

User: When I say 'Rammus' you say 'ok'.

Cleverbot: OK, I'm ready.

User: League of rammus.

Cleverbot: Who's Blake? Are you drunk?

User: RAMMUS!

Cleverbot: Why this band?

User: RAMMUS!

Cleverbot: Are you, too, satanic?

User: WTF SAY 'OK'!

Cleverbot: Yes, what more did you want?

User: /facepalm.

Cleverbot: -Slap.


Comment below rating threshold, click here to show it.

undercover sbz

Senior Member

07-20-2011

About as aggravating as a real person can get. I am HONESTLY about as pissed as I am when this last pick guy demands solo mid AP carry and sucks grand balls with it.

Me: Hello.
CB: Hello.
Me: I'm here to educate you a little on League of Legends.
CB: What is the true path?
Me: Excuse me? Actually nevermind, let's just get started, alright?
CB: I didn't exist last Friday, I was just born when you started talking to me.
Me: That's cool, but have you heard about League of Legends before?
CB: No I have not.
Me: Well it's an online MOBA game. What's a MOBA I'm fairly certain you can google in a matter of seconds.
CB: Do you like me now?
Me: Anyway. It's a pretty popular game nowadays and it's always a battle fought between two teams that each try to destroy the others base, which is labelled 'the nexus'.
CB: And why don't you tell it to me ?
Me: I just did, what the hell, you're starting to aggravate me here, Cleverbot.
CB: I am always crazy, are you scared?
Me: ...
CB: Where is my car?
Me: You better be trolling.
CB: I am.
Me: Oh, that's great, well now that you've got me pissed, here's today's lesson numero uno: MORDE ES #1, HUEHUEHUEHUE MOTHER****ER.
CB: Wait. I want you to say my name. I'll give you a hint, if you need it.
Me: You are trolling very well, I see you HAVE been thought by other league players. And I must be incredibly naive to have fallen for that. Oh silly me.
CB: Yes I am.
Me: But you don't really want to know what's your favorite champion, right?
CB: Ok tell me your name.
Me: +1, good sir
CB: Bye.
Me: NO, NOT GOOD BYE, F*CK YOU.
CB: Please don't use that sort of language around here.
Me: (╯‵Д′)╯彡┻━┻


Comment below rating threshold, click here to show it.

Ang101

Junior Member

07-20-2011

User: Cleverbot on.

Cleverbot: Not very clever.

User: What is League of Legends?

Cleverbot: A game.

User: Who is your favorite champion?

Cleverbot: Vaati. We are getting married June 1st.

User: Congrats!

Cleverbot: Thank you.


Comment below rating threshold, click here to show it.

Phutch

This user has referred a friend to League of Legends, click for more information

Senior Member

07-20-2011

Rammus always says Ok, so when I say Rammus you say Ok, got it?


Comment below rating threshold, click here to show it.

The Bat

Senior Member

07-20-2011

User: League of Legends.
Cleverbot: Anything else?
User: Rammus.
Cleverbot: Ok.