Urf Memorial Contest

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TeeNaku

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04-02-2010

A short Ode of "Remember the name" -fort minor (urf remix)

YOU REEEADDDYYY?
LETS GO

Yeah, For those of you who wanna know what urf is all about
its like this Yall

this was 10 percent luck, 20 percent skill, 15 percent percent the reason warwick gets no more heals
5 percent pleasure
50 percent pain
and 100 percent reason to remember the name.

URF, he justed wanted his name up in lights
didnt need no summoner skills
just took clarity and smite

he feels unlike everybody else you know
wants to be the next weapon master jax is his hero

but no,
he knows the code its not about the kda
its about all about the benjamins, and the team play
cause when his health is down warwick's pickin' it up

lets go

who the hell is he anyways he never really talks much,
never concerned with status but still leaves champion's f'ed up
embarressed by other hero's who beat him despite the fact
that most um' misjudge him for a useless flesh filled sack

put it together yourself, now the picture connects
didnt ask for no ones help started with infinite durress
now he focused on the throat the help is beyond reach
and now we got to clean up all the blood on the beach.

now this is 20 percent rage
and 80 percent flame
im 100 percent sane
but i still aint no sage
who woulda thought it be warwick who sets the forums a flame
and i heard him kickin back with morgana and veigar the shame
came back skinned our friend, yes our friend urf
he walks around wearing him disgracing the earth.

this was 10 percent luck, 20 percent skill, 15 percent percent the reason warwick gets no more heals
5 percent pleasure
50 percent pain
and 100 percent reason to remember the name.

RIP urf.
i promise as zilean and soraka to never save a warwick again.


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StainaH

Junior Member

04-02-2010

Sad indeed : /


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ben4zwin

Senior Member

04-02-2010

This is set to ironman, and uses some of its lyrics (I didn't have time to fully compose my own)

Has Urf lost his life? What to do at this poor sight?
Can he swim or not? Or if he flips will he flop?
Is he live or dead? We hold his memories in our heads.
We will get vengeance. Why should Warwick get to live?

He was turned to stone in his greatest monuments!
When he traveled land for the future of the League.
Warwick attacked him and was hated by all the world.
Planning our vengeance that we will soon unfurl.
Now Urf’s time is here for the mantee to spread fear.
Vengeance from the sea halts Warwick’s atrocities
Everyone helps Urf, and soon Warwick will be dead.

Now we have Warwick’s skin and Urf has his revenge.

Heavy splashes of might fills his Urf’s friends full of delight
Fighting for the league Urf the manatee lives again.


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FoonkFlex

Member

04-02-2010

i have way we can all mourn and it starts by killing the reject ashe for making urf solo twitch in mid then killing the reject who didnt read the "DO NOT FEED THE PUPPY SIGN* then making riot make the sign in the middle of the screen in huge flashing lettes and throwing some glitter in for bit of dazzle so ******s cant miss it then killing the reject shaco who waited until urf was dead to attack so he got the kill!
THEN EVERYONE WOULD FEEL BETTER!


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lowrider4o

Junior Member

04-02-2010

Today i finished early school
i know exaclty what to do.
I'll rush on home and see you there
i so hope you are prepared.
The computer is on and my fingers are typing
oh my god i am so excited !
A second away to turn on the light
and my browser's allready at Riot's site.
And there you are in the big o'l blue
i had so many thoughts of you.
You are so big and gray, In the bay
Eating plants all day.
Diving in the water, aw so blue
Allways knowing what to do.
Very humble and mostly kind
people's loving was on your mind.
Saving my points , yes Urf its true
i've always wanted to play with you.
Winning or losing its all about the fun
and i know you will support me with your big machine gun.
And time went by without me knowing
i'm sorry Urf i have to get going.
Afteral tomorrow is a brand new day
i'll come early so that we can play.
As the morning comes and the sun shines
i get up and clean my eyes.
Drinking my coffee lighting a smoke
logging on while pouring my coke.
I check out the news to see whats new
and i see a new article about you...
You've been abducted , how can this be ?
And i always thought Urf will be for me...
My friend i can't believe it's true,
is this really happening to you?
I'm reading and i droped my smoke
at first i believed it was an aprils fool's joke.
One day i wake up and you're not there,
why must life be so unfair?
I hope that you will be in serenity
Urf The Mighty Manatee.
You're gone i cant believe it true
theese simple words i want to say to you.

Death is not the end
Death can never be the end.
Death is the road.
Life is the traveller.
The Soul is the Guide
Our mind thinks of death.
Our heart thinks of life
Our soul thinks of Immortality.


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arlakon

Member

04-02-2010

I've seen Urf and he's happy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adKHoYvgHKc


I made the animation, the picture belongs to Riot and the sky belongs to everyone.


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P S Y

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04-02-2010

My Urf Haiku

So Much Potential
Fish and Spatula in hand
Warwick's new wet-suit.


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TheArchavon

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04-02-2010

Now me and Urf, we go way back.
He swam with my ship, when seas were black.
I'll admit, he was a bad cook,
but he fished better than any hook...

Urf had an aura about his ways.
We'd run around most of his days.
We'd do so many fun things.
He loved to go champion seeking.

One day we came upon,
a lonely Warwick, his allies were gone.
We engaged without fright,
and slayed that wolf with much delight.

Over and over he came.
Yet every time we ended his game.

I think they started a post,
and Urf just had to boast.
He joined their thread,
and proclaimed they were dead.
Now he's a Warwick skin host.

This goes out to my love.
Eat lots of fish up above.
One day I'll avenge you.
And slice that big bad wolf in two!

Yours Truly,
Gangplank (TheArchavon)


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Tubby McTuberton

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04-02-2010

Heres my haiku i guess

Urf, how did you fall?
spatula, chain gun, and fish?
LoL heroes salute!


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Conjurer

Junior Member

04-02-2010

No.
I will shed no tears in sorrow for the passing of noble Urf. I will not mourn the passing of this, the greatest of manatees.
No.
Our grief should not be spent weeping, wailing in the streets, rending our garments and covering ourselves ashes-- though the urge to do so is near overwhelming, so great and wise was gentle Urf.

Instead, though the bells of sorrow toll from Ionia to the Shurima desert; the pennants on the spires of Damacia flutter at half mast; though all Yordles sing their song of passing; though even Noxus wraps itself in a darker shade of black --let our sorrow be channeled into pure and righteous rage!

Warwick has murdered another champion outside the Fields of Justice-- in clear violation of League rules! The League was created to prevent the conflicts of these mighty warriors from spilling over and threatening all of Runeterra. Warwick has broken the compact, and violated league rules!

Now he has the gall to flaunt his rule-breaking by dressing in the very corpse of the champion he murdered?

Let Urf not go unavenged! Warwick deserves nothing less than expulsion from the league, and more properly a swift execution!




WARWICK DELINDA EST!