Mordekaiser, The Manly Master Of Metal

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Darkbyte

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11-17-2010

MORDEKAISER, THE MASTER OF METAL

THIS IS A GUIDE TO MORDEKAISER, WHO IS THE MANLIEST CHAMPION IN LEAGUE OF LEGENDS.

AUTHOR'S NOTE:
THIS GUIDE IS NOT NOOBS.

THIS GUIDE IS CONCISE. YOU WILL FIND NO WALLS OF TEXT HERE.

A KEY THING MOST GUIDE READERS DO NOT GET IS THAT SKILL AND ITEM BUILDS ARE FLUID. I WOULD ARGUE THAT THERE IS NO SKILL BUILD FOR ANY HERO THAT IS CONCRETE WITH EVERYTHING SITUATION.


THE METAGAME
DO NOT PICK MORDEKAISER IF THE ENEMY HAS PICKED THESE HEROES (THEY ARE ****):
NONE. NO CHAMPION IS BETTER THAN MORDEKAISER.


EARLY GAME
SKILLS

  1. 1 SIPHON OF DESTRUCTION
  2. 2 CREEPING DEATH
  3. 3 SIPHON OF DESTRUCTION
  4. 4 CREEPING DEATH
  5. 5 SIPHON OF DESTRUCTION
  6. 6 CHILDREN OF THE GRAVE. DUH.
  7. 7 SIPHON OF DESTRUCTION
  8. 8 SIPHON OF DESTRUCTION
  9. 9 CREEPING DEATH

OMFG NO MACE OF SPADES? THIS GUIDE IS N00b!!!!
MACE OF SPADES EARLY IS LIKE A MAN USING OVERSIZED CONDOMS. NOT ONLY WILL IT PROBABLY NOT DO ITS JOB, IT WILL MAKE YOUR PERFORMANCE WORSE. IT IS DANGEROUS FOR YOU AND YOUR PARTNER AS IT WILL PUSH YOUR CREEPS/STDS CLOSER TO THE ENEMY TOWER/******.

STARTING ITEMS:
DORAN’S SHIELD + 1 HEALTH POTION

LANE ETIQUETTE:
DO NOT "HARASS" WITH CREEPING DEATH. REAL MEN DO NOT HARASS. THE ARMOR/MAGIC RESIST AND SURPRISE SHIELD REGEN IS WORTH MORE THAN THE DAMAGE. USE IT WHEN YOU KNOW YOU, YOUR TOWER, AND/OR YOUR CREEPS CAN GET THE KILL. IF YOU'RE LANED AGAINST A LOW HP MELEE HERO, STAB HIS FACE ANY CHANCE YOU GET.

SHOULD I HAVE A LANING PARTNER?
UNLESS YOUR TEAM IS ******ED AND HAS NO JUNGLER, I.E. WHEN YOU ARE PLAYING A TERRIBLE PUB, YES. ALSO FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, THE PARTNER NEEDS TO NOT BE BRAINDEAD.

GANKING ETIQUETTE
HELP YOUR WEAK AND PUNY ALLIES WHENEVER YOU CAN AND ARE SURE OF A KILL. AS THE MANLIEST CHARACTER ON YOUR TEAM, YOU SHOULD ALMOST ALWAYS THROW YOURSELF FIRST IN A GANK AND TANK THE TOWER IF NEED BE.


CHILDREN OF THE GRAVE ETIQUETTE
IT IS CUSTOMARY TO SAY AN AWESOME PUN IN /ALL CHAT WHEN YOU BIND A PUNY ENEMY TO YOUR WILL AND ACE THE OPPOSING TEAM WITH THEM.

MID GAME
SKILLS
  • 10 CREEPING DEATH
  • 11 CHILDREN OF THE GRAVE – WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU GET SOMETHING ELSE.
  • 12 CREEPING DEATH
  • 13 MACE OF SPADES
  • 14 MACE OF SPADES
  • 15 MACE OF SPADES
  • 16 CHILDREN OF THE GRAVE – DO I REALLY NEED TO TELL YOU THAT.

ITEMS TO GO FOR:
ASK YOURSELF THIS FIRST:
AM I PLAYING MORDEKAISER?
  • YES: FORCE OF NATURE
  • NO: FORCE OF NATURE


SORCERER’S SHOES OR BOOTS OF SWIFTNESS?
EITHER. BUT NOT BOTH DESPITE THE FACT THAT YOU HAVE TWO FEET. (COMMON MISTAKE) FINISH SORCERERS OR SWIFTNESS AFTER/BEFORE YOU BUY NEGATRON CLOAK FOR MOST GAMES AS THE MS IS OUTWEIGHED BY ALL THE SEXY THAT NEGATRON CLOAK GIVES YOU. SORCERER’S IS MORE PREFERRED GENERALLY.

NOW ASK YOURSELF THESE QUESTIONS, AND PICK THE ONE THAT YOU CAN SAY YES TO BEST
  • ARE MY ENEMIES CASTING A LOT OF **** IN MY GENERAL DIRECTION? GET A BANSHEES VIEL
  • IS MY TEAM ALL MELEE BECAUSE COLLECTIVELY WE HAVE A LEARNING DISABILITY? GET A STARKS
  • DO I WANT A GOOD ITEM THAT I MAY OR MAY NOT BE ABLE TO COMPLETE? GET A HEXTEX REVOLVER
  • DO I WANT TO CARRY? GET A ZHONYAS
  • DO I HAVE A PING OF 9000 AND CANNOT LAST HIT? GET A TIAMAT
  • DO I FEEL LIKE TIN MAN FROM WIZARD OF OZ? GET A GUARDIAN ANGEL
  • DO I WANT A RIDICULOUS AMOUNT OF LIFESTEAL? WHY DO YOU WANT THAT
  • DO I HAVE POCKETS FULL OF GOLD/ENEMY GHOSTS? GET SUNFIRES
  • AM I A BALLER? GET GUARDIAN ANGEL
  • DOES MY TEAM HAVE NO DISABLES? RANDUIN’S OMEN
  • AM I SEEING MORE RIVER/HP LOSS ACTION THAN TOM SAWYER? GET A WARMOGS
FOR YOUR LEARNING PLEASURE, THE ITEMS ARE TIERED BY WHAT YOU SHOULD GET

BALLER TIER
GUARDIAN ANGEL

ITEM AFTER FORCE OF NATURE TIER
RANDUIN'S OMEN

BLASPHEMOUS ITEM BEFORE FORCE OF NATURE TIER (SITUATIONAL)
SORCERER’S BOOTS OR SWIFTNESS
HAUNTING GUISE

ITEM AFTER ITEM AFTER ARMLET TIER
THORNMAIL/BANSHEES VIEL

ONLY IF I CAN GET 6 OF THEM TIER
SUNFIRE CAPES, GAREN STYLE

WHAT DO I DO IN A TEAM FIGHT?
  • 1. LOCATE CLOSEST ENEMY THAT DOES SOMETHING IN THE FIGHT
  • 2. ACTIVATE GHOST ON THEM AND IGNITE THAT *****
  • 3. ACTIVATE CREEPING DEATH ON MOST USEFUL TEAMATE
  • 4. SPAM SIPHON OF DESTRUCTION/MACE OF SPADES
  • 5. IF HE IS DEAD, GO TO STEP 6. ELSE, REPEAT 3 AND 4
  • 6. GO TO STEP 3. IF THERE ARE NO ENEMIES LEFT, GO TO STEP 7
  • 7. AFK IN ENEMY BASE

(YOUR ACTUAL EXPERIENCE MAY VARY. YOU MAY NEED TO USE A SUMMONER SPELL OR RANDUIN’S OMEN SOMEWHERE IN THAT AREA)


R.I.P. ORIGINAL


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FattestCupcakeNA

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11-17-2010

Quote:
AUTHOR'S NOTE:
THIS GUIDE IS NOOBS.
Fixt. Even without the caps lock this would be fail. Banshees veil? Sunfire? Tiamat? Starks? You may as well have put Archangels in there for good measure.


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Ebvert

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11-17-2010

very good guide (?)


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peteleetzor

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11-17-2010

you do know that at level 5 your creeping death skills is equal to two sunfire capes fight?

But if anyone does actaully follow this build, please screen shot your kdr


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MrEnzyme

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11-17-2010

Way to totally steal CrimsonQueso's Skeleton King guide without even giving credit.

for reference: http://www.playdota.com/guides/epic-return


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Razekal

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11-18-2010

Imitation is certainly not the most sincerest form of flattery. Not when you fail this hard.


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Redenbacher

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11-18-2010

Every time a Mordekaiser rushes Force of Nature, Oprah takes back one of her free gifts.


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PerAnon

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11-18-2010

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Originally Posted by Redenbacher View Post
Every time a Mordekaiser rushes Force of Nature, Oprah takes back one of her free gifts.
This man speaks truth. Buy the Negatron by all means, but turn your first Negatron into an Abyssal, at least, and get Omen before you do anything else.