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The Real Dyrus Fan Thread

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Dyrus

Senior Recruiter

05-30-2011

Made by

Dyrus


Facts About Dyrus

1. He Sounds like....

Ben Stein
Alan Rickman (Professor Snape)
Taric
Nasus
Napolean Dynamite
Buffalo Bill
Frozt
Eeyore
Vin Diesel
Marvin

2. He Plays on Locked Camera.

3. He started out as Jax and mained Singed.

4. He's played league of legends for 1 week straight without sleep when they started to move the open days from weekends to everyday.

5. He has tunnel vision.

6. Apparently he sounds like he's black but he's actually chinese/white/ and a little cherokee. hence the deep voice example: "HAO"

6-2. He's actually only 19 years old and has sounded like this since he was 13.

7.

Quote:
Sabnitron:
He uses the best Jax skin and doesn't afraid of anything?


8.
Quote:
Mullenu:
He said ''Tryndamere is black'' without sounding racist.


9.
Quote:
ify:
Hates playing Taric.


10.
Quote:
dBlazey:
This guy has the best Singed of all time.

OF ALL TIME.



11.
Quote:
Wise Squirrel:
He towerdives akali in laning phase as singed (Between both outer turret) and ganks her alone without dying (Actually happened, I'm still trying to get over it).


12. Lives In Hawaii

13. Uses a hamster to power his computer, a rock for the mouse, and a cardboard box for the case and the keyboard. He also has a piece of string for cable high speed internet.

14. Has random outbreak moments of Rage. With great emotion and change in his voice. You can see a great example here of when dyrus' voice changes to even higher then before and sounds like a completely different person (trollface.jpg) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ury8dT9E-AQ

15. Trolls / Crys / Complains / Laughs / shows emotion.

TLDR: He is a human being like everyone else and not a GOD

stop idolizing, everyone is a living being.


16. Peolo Bear (7:34): DYRUS u are the Chinese version of Chuck Norris.

17. Rainman's Glasses still suck.

18. Trolled Gingerbrown/Scy to 1900 at one point or another. (Ginger is now at 1800)

Trolled every known player out there, you name it, it's been done.

19. He idolizes Dan Dinh

20. Beat unichan and satashi and this random person from clgaming irc on tetris.

21. Gives lessons. (Chatroom Dyrus)

22. Was on the original all or nothing team in closed beta.

23. Still has a grudge against l0cust.

24. Is going to sweden

25. Win's alot of high elo matches by playing Sivir.

26. "huehuehuehuehue"

27. Lee Sin,

The Blind Monk

28. Is the reason why Guinsoo's rageblade was made for Jax. (most likely 99% sure it was)

29. Will one day get enough referals to get an item made after him.

"Dyrus Boots." When your champion kills an enemy champion, he restores 100 HP instantly and automatically Laughs." -Ryadic

30. Plays FFR and is decent at it. (Also plays alot of other games and is pretty decent at them too)

31. Powerban (8:01): lee sin the blind monk/ lee sin the blind monk/lee sin the blind monk

Dyrus doesn't know what Haiku's is.

32. Likes to listen to alot of electronica technoish music.

33. Played Basketball and is 6'4

34. Come at me bro

34-2. No you

34-3. This isn't gunz bro you ez pz gg no re noob shut up tsirdiesalot stop spamming bfly you freaking old school noob, wtf why are you still lvl 74 after not playing for 4 years, go back to minesweeper.

35. Watches Anime. Yes I watch anime, deal with it.

36. TL;DR BROMACIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

37. is on epikgamer, and has had the most difficult bracket in the DH NA Qualifiers.

37-2 ended up in 2nd place because Dyrus sucks at Taric, and decides to stun caitlyn instead of Janna. huehueuhuehue

37-3 likes to have graphical errors at the start of a match, because of stream and bad graphics card. gg

38. Slept in all his highschool classes, and still managed to pass.

39. Has a 100% annie winrate before the buff.

40. Loves Fluffy Bunny Teemo.

40-2 Your glasses still suck.

40-3 Likes the high commander kat skin.

41. Has made many Jax and Singed Guides. and has an ELO hell thread that has pretty good advice.

http://www.leagueoflegends.com/board/showthread.php?p=4782005#post4782005

42. DeadlyRampage (8:11): Thinks Gentleman Cho'Gath and Corporate Mundo should be on the login screen for LoL, NOT RYZE AND KAT

I think that they should change it to something more legend worthy epicness.

43. Somehow gains viewers by doing nothing but, has never reached over 3k viewers.

43-2. Has bad graphics stream quality, and plays in window mode and no webcam.

43-3 is not a hot girl to use webcam to gain 1k viewers instantly.

44. Sometimes gets stalked.

45. Misses Ch33sy.

46. Has some of the riot members on his friends list, that are hidden.

47. Loves to run teleport revive all tank strat.

48. Vayne is OP

49. Is apparently the American Alan Rickman

50. doyfat (8:12): Dyrus Farms all day, and trolls himself into dumb things
fatboy910 (8:12): Dyrus you taught Casey Nelson how to play kasadain

Dubu actually taught me how to play kassadin and I taught him how to play singed/jax.

51. Would rather farm then help teammates.

52. Thinks that Bryden7 and VMan7 are brothers.

53. Doesn't care about ELO, when it comes to high elo games. When Dyrus is the last pick on the team and he picks Singed, he automatically wins.

54. Is a rice farmer at heart and has farmed over 1 million minions since closed beta.

More to be added, what do you think add here.

55. Doesn't like to be asked this

Quote:
iLoveHam:
Hey dyrus can I ask you a question huehuehuehuehue


56. Wishes closed beta Jax was back.

57. Has died to Missy's annie/ As zilean solo mid.

58.
Quote:
Chauster:
90% increased chance of spamming summoner spells when chauster is on team


Dyrus follow's chauster around the Map when he plays alistar, after the laning phase to get kills.

P.S. Lee Sin
The Blind Monk

59.
Quote:
SbankS:
Dyrus + ManyReason + Lapakaa = best conversation to listen to.... EVER!!


Has funny conversations.

60.
Quote:
JMcLovinB:
Dyrus ruined my sleep schedule because he lives in Hawaii.

Dyrus #1


Ruins Sleep schedules.

61.
Quote:
doyfat:
Dyrus has a 100% win ratio as ad carry in dreamhack qualifiers


ehhhh it's true though I did good every one of those games.

62.
Quote:
doyfat:
Dyrus loves to revive on pantheon and Skyfall on baron and steal his buff!


63.
Quote:
Ryadic:
Favorite Dyrus troll:

He bans Twitch/Trynd. Says to his team let's build an AOE team and play champs like this. He then hits the random button until his champ is chosen.


trollface.jpg

64. Wants to do a duo commentary with frozt.

65. Appoggiatura (8:26): Dyrus banned Olaf when he meant to pick Olaf

accidently ban heroes he means to play


66.
Quote:
Frozt:
Prove to me that I'm not you, and you're not I, or me.


huehuehueuheuheuhueuheuhuehue

67.
Quote:
Kakasoul:
dyrus is bad
when eg beat clg i cried


Quote:
Felorien:
Dyrus beat CLG.


Quote:
WhisperV:
Practices for major tournaments by trolling solo que


I think I rest my case.

68.
Quote:
VMan7:
66. Played with VMan7 for like 250 free Elo.


This still applies, we just stop duoing together very sad days.

69.
Quote:
Roku:
Facts about Dyrus:

He owes me 5$ for winning him a game. True story.


Dyrus has beat chaox with singed vs corki top lane.

reference here. http://clgaming.net/replay/1582

Chaox "This is what's gonna happen next week a tourney."

Dyrus "huehuehuehueuheu trollface.jpg."

Dyrus can go 0-11 troll and still win games.

70.
Quote:
Peth:
Real **** suck noob needs to play more Pockie Ninja.


Peth = anivia bot.

71.
Quote:
seresibyl:
Learned to play Singed from Genose


Dyrus was inspired by Genose to play singed, via 25mts podcast.

71-2.
Quote:
DT777:
You besmirch my honor, good sir.

I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DUEL DYRUS. I am the beta-king of Singed.


Used to compete with other closed beta singed players.

72.
Quote:
The Brain Man:
67, Dyrus has never called Reginald 'daddy'.


via. doublelift.

73.
Quote:
Sir Graq:
The only thing that frightens Jesse Perring is Dyrus.


Then Jesse Perring flew into space and turned into a robot, and called adam sandler to harass dyrus as Jesse Perring granted adam sandler mana. Then Dyrus lost the game because he forgot about his nexus due to farming.

73-2. Dyrus forgets that he has a team in solo queue.

74. Korean time.

74-2. Every time he logs on it becomes Hawaiian time.

75. Forgets To Red pot

76. Can't play worth sht when he's hungry.

77.
Quote:
szrx:
"clench nose" "hey guys I'm warwick, and I'm gonna ult the vlad with a quicksilver sash cause its the right thing to do" lol


78.
Quote:
Roku:
Somehow dyrus getting carried means he no longer owes me 5$. I feel swindled.


Does not owe roku 5 dollars anymore.

Quote:
DT777:
Dyrus, who's the top three Singed players, in your opinion?


If I can't say myself then I'd say, according to elo and my opinion, may not be 100%

1. Samsterlicious
2. Jesse Perring
3. Jesse Perrings future child.


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Peolo Bear

Recruiter

05-30-2011

First \(^_^)/

HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE


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Inachus

Senior Member

05-30-2011

Did you mention anything about closed beta Jax?


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Argothman

Senior Member

05-30-2011

dat club, I'll join it.

OddOne+Dyrus+Doublelift+Jiji+Chauster

#1


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ItzSpencer

Junior Member

05-30-2011

signed


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iLoveHam

Senior Member

05-30-2011

Hey dyrus can I ask you a question huehuehuehuehue

edit yesss it worked


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NotAround

Senior Member

05-30-2011

Oh Dyrus.

Lee Sin,
The Blind Monk


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pkmon95

Member

05-30-2011

lee sin

the blind monk


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doyfat

Junior Member

05-30-2011

huehuehuehuehuehue Lee Sin, The Blind Monk.

Dyrus #1!!


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samurulez

Member

05-30-2011

Posting in epic thread