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Facts About Dyrus
1. He Sounds like....
Alan Rickman (Professor Snape)
2. He Plays on Locked Camera.
3. He started out as Jax and mained Singed.
4. He's played league of legends for 1 week straight without sleep when they started to move the open days from weekends to everyday.
5. He has tunnel vision.
6. Apparently he sounds like he's black but he's actually chinese/white/ and a little cherokee. hence the deep voice example: "HAO"
6-2. He's actually only 19 years old and has sounded like this since he was 13.
Originally Posted by Sabnitron
He uses the best Jax skin and doesn't afraid of anything?
Originally Posted by Mullenu
He said ''Tryndamere is black'' without sounding racist.
Originally Posted by ify
Hates playing Taric.
Originally Posted by dBlazey
This guy has the best Singed of all time.
OF ALL TIME.
Originally Posted by Wise Squirrel
He towerdives akali in laning phase as singed (Between both outer turret) and ganks her alone without dying (Actually happened, I'm still trying to get over it).
12. Lives In Hawaii
13. Uses a hamster to power his computer, a rock for the mouse, and a cardboard box for the case and the keyboard. He also has a piece of string for cable high speed internet.
14. Has random outbreak moments of Rage. With great emotion and change in his voice. You can see a great example here of when dyrus' voice changes to even higher then before and sounds like a completely different person (trollface.jpg) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ury8dT9E-AQ
TLDR: He is a human being like everyone else and not a GOD
stop idolizing, everyone is a living being.
16. Peolo Bear (7:34): DYRUS u are the Chinese version of Chuck Norris.
17. Rainman's Glasses still suck.
18. Trolled Gingerbrown/Scy to 1900 at one point or another. (Ginger is now at 1800)
Trolled every known player out there, you name it, it's been done.
19. He idolizes Dan Dinh
20. Beat unichan and satashi and this random person from clgaming irc on tetris.
21. Gives lessons. (Chatroom Dyrus)
22. Was on the original all or nothing team in closed beta.
23. Still has a grudge against l0cust.
24. Is going to sweden
25. Win's alot of high elo matches by playing Sivir.
27. Lee Sin,
The Blind Monk
28. Is the reason why Guinsoo's rageblade was made for Jax. (most likely 99% sure it was)
29. Will one day get enough referals to get an item made after him.
"Dyrus Boots." When your champion kills an enemy champion, he restores 100 HP instantly and automatically Laughs." -Ryadic
30. Plays FFR and is decent at it. (Also plays alot of other games and is pretty decent at them too)
31. Powerban (8:01): lee sin the blind monk/ lee sin the blind monk/lee sin the blind monk
Dyrus doesn't know what Haiku's is.
32. Likes to listen to alot of electronica technoish music.
33. Played Basketball and is 6'4
34. Come at me bro
34-2. No you
34-3. This isn't gunz bro you ez pz gg no re noob shut up tsirdiesalot stop spamming bfly you freaking old school noob, wtf why are you still lvl 74 after not playing for 4 years, go back to minesweeper.
35. Watches Anime. Yes I watch anime, deal with it.
36. TL;DR BROMACIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
37. is on epikgamer, and has had the most difficult bracket in the DH NA Qualifiers.
37-2 ended up in 2nd place because Dyrus sucks at Taric, and decides to stun caitlyn instead of Janna. huehueuhuehue
37-3 likes to have graphical errors at the start of a match, because of stream and bad graphics card. gg
38. Slept in all his highschool classes, and still managed to pass.
39. Has a 100% annie winrate before the buff.
40. Loves Fluffy Bunny Teemo.
40-2 Your glasses still suck.
40-3 Likes the high commander kat skin.
41. Has made many Jax and Singed Guides. and has an ELO hell thread that has pretty good advice.
Chaox "This is what's gonna happen next week a tourney."
Dyrus "huehuehuehueuheu trollface.jpg."
Dyrus can go 0-11 troll and still win games.
Originally Posted by Peth
Real **** suck noob needs to play more Pockie Ninja.
Peth = anivia bot.
Originally Posted by seresibyl
Learned to play Singed from Genose
Dyrus was inspired by Genose to play singed, via 25mts podcast.
Originally Posted by DT777
You besmirch my honor, good sir.
I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DUEL DYRUS. I am the beta-king of Singed.
Used to compete with other closed beta singed players.
Originally Posted by The Brain Man
67, Dyrus has never called Reginald 'daddy'.
Originally Posted by Sir Graq
The only thing that frightens Jesse Perring is Dyrus.
Then Jesse Perring flew into space and turned into a robot, and called adam sandler to harass dyrus as Jesse Perring granted adam sandler mana. Then Dyrus lost the game because he forgot about his nexus due to farming.
73-2. Dyrus forgets that he has a team in solo queue.
74. Korean time.
74-2. Every time he logs on it becomes Hawaiian time.
75. Forgets To Red pot
76. Can't play worth sht when he's hungry.
Originally Posted by szrx
"clench nose" "hey guys I'm warwick, and I'm gonna ult the vlad with a quicksilver sash cause its the right thing to do" lol
Originally Posted by Roku
Somehow dyrus getting carried means he no longer owes me 5$. I feel swindled.
Does not owe roku 5 dollars anymore.
Originally Posted by DT777
Dyrus, who's the top three Singed players, in your opinion?
If I can't say myself then I'd say, according to elo and my opinion, may not be 100%