Thou Shalt read this MFing thread.

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Yxix

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11-01-2011

This is a must read for any pvp player, in ANY game, in ANY forum. I got wood.


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ChinoValley

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11-01-2011

Awesome. +1


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H°lyhell

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11-02-2011

bump because this is awsome


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DaNgErOuSxFuRiOu

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11-03-2011

awesome +1 this is something the guys in the chinese server should read (well the ones toting some esl education)so that the rest can know -.-


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davesmack

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11-05-2011

So I was at the fair the other day, riding the bumper cars. In a bumpy coincidence, I bumped into my old friend Gump, who I hadn't seen in years. After the aforemention bumping action, we exchanged fist bumps as a greeting and sign of mutual respect. After sitting still for so long we had been bumped by every 3rd grader in town, we decided it was time to move on to a new ride. I had to use the bathroom so I told him I'd probably bump into him later and we'd catch up then.

While walking to the bathroom, I was shoulder bumped by a man of relatively small stature. After turning to look, I saw it was my ex-girlfriend and her new boyfriend. The bumpy faced ***** (she never had a fair complexion, and the acne problem only got worse as she aged) tried to get me and him to bump, but I wasn't in the mood for fisticuffs so I said goodbye to Ms.McBumpsworth. This exchange made me forget my need to relieve myself and I moved on to the Rock N' Roller-coaster.

After a fun but bumpy ride, I remembered that I had to use the bathroom. This time I bumped into Gump, who was bumpin uglies behind the bathroom with a bubbly blonde. Again, we exchanged fist bumps, and he even offered to let me take part in said ugly bumping. I told him no, I'd rather not have my man-bump covered in bumps. Plus, we were in public. What kind of weirdo does that in public? We quickly ditched the bubbly blonde and started making our way towards the exit.

On the way out, Gump and I bumped into a man named Trump Bumpplestein, a good mannered Jewish fellow and a mutual friend from school. The 3 of us again exchanged fist bumps, and Bumpplestein offered to take us back to his house and give us some bumps of met..... Actually... I probably shouldn't finish this story... I definitely got bumped down a notch in the end.


P.S. Gump says the bubbly blonde did in fact give him bumps.

P.P.S. Don't do drugs or hookers kids.

P.P.P.S. Bump.


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AdziiMate

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11-06-2011

Best thread ever


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Kuryaka

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11-06-2011

I shalt bump this MFing thread.

Edit: Now for a story with little eloquence.

I was Olaf. The enemy team had a ragequit.
My team chased the enemies. All of the enemies.
They also decided to fight (insert enemy champion here) 1v1.
They died a lot.

Meanwhile, I was Olaf. I was pushing, and they started a fight.
My team surrendered at 20.

When the enemy team is more farmed than you are (by EXP) don't fight them without your whole team, dangit.


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Inkcorperated

Senior Member

11-06-2011

Please dont let these LoL Songs go to waste..
Enjoy Them while you play
Thanks!
(League of Legends Songs)By Inkcorperated_Music
BlitzCrank (Theme Song)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BjwIt0ghHPA
Twisted Fate (Theme Song)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mv8lglx3dqk
Annie The Dark Child (Theme Song)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ApAK-TPkPF0
Mordekeiser (Theme Song)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9orQx5xoIE
Brand (Theme Song)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JqOXsbDWt9Q
Katarina (Theme Song)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rv6yw62uZmU
Mordkeiser (Songs of The summoned 2)
http://youtu.be/6qblRM8iGtQ
League of Legend (Songs Of The Summoned 2)
(add these all to your playlist when you play league of legends.

-InkcorperatedMusic
Amadeus
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Jaykoboy

Senior Member

11-06-2011

Condon, although I do congratulate you on your amazing post, I think it could use a couple edits. For example:

You put Jax on the list of 'Squishy Carries.' We all know for a fact that he is not squishy. His life gives him damage and his damage gives him life. Buy an Atma's Impaler and watch his health get this huge spike in it. You may want to add a note explaining that he's not necessarily squishy.

Secondly, Smack Talk is good in some combat sits. For example: When you have a rough typing speed of 68 WPM. When you're playing as a autoattack carry against a team with no CC. When you're in the early laning phase. When not to Smack Talk: When you're running like crazy, wasting Master Yi's ult just to get away from WW, even though you could've used it to beat him into pulp. When you're using auto-approach to get to a location. (I have several times walked to a team fight, and it disbanded on the way there, but I didn't know because I was typing, so I could get pummeled into pumpkin pulp by all five enemy champions without me getting a word in edgewise.) When you're just a plain bad player. When you don't know how to spell. When your WPM is more like 15 than 68. THAT is when you don't Smack Talk.

Anyways, keep up the good work. I hope to see you on the field one day.

-Jaykoboy-


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Crazyflames

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11-06-2011

There are obvious exceptions to this, I was forced to play as Graves (first time) because somebody else on our team was taking jungle Amumu and locked Graves because he was free to play so we could trade. It ended up working out because I and the team were somewhat smart (I played it safe didn't get many kills or deaths but helped out the team in team fights and pushing.