I hate the new lore for Teemo/Tristana

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BetaWolfFrogman

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05-02-2011

srsly. Teemo is all 'bout "killin **** without caring" not "I<3UTRISTANADDDDDD" We dont need LoL to be turned into a porno staring Teemo and Tristana...Srsly. Insane Hamster + Crazed blue midget gunman = Bad idea.


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Scorch100dc

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05-02-2011

Harshly put but I agree

Can you imagine what their children will be like?
"Never Underestimate the power of my new cannon! he he he!"


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Tropico

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05-02-2011

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Can you imagine what their children will be like?
Teemo and Tristana's children? They will probably not create an actual child, but rather a sentient singularity of cuteness that will engulf and swallow the whole of Runeterra.


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Bekkal

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05-02-2011

Am I missing something?

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s far as yordles are concerned, there is something slightly wrong with Teemo. While he enjoys - and in fact needs - the level of community and companionship inherent to all yordles, Teemo feels it so strongly that he ventures out on his own to destroy the enemies of Bandle City. There is something that switches off in Teemo, so that the lives he ends do not burden him. It seemed only logical to send him to fight in the League of Legends as the champion of Bandle City. He has taken to the League like a duck to water, seeking out the foes of the yordles and extinguishing them with the rare ajunta poison he personally gathers from the jungles of Kumungu. However, the limited company of his own kind wears on Teemo, and cracks are beginning to show in his innocent and chipper fade.
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The Megling Commandos are something of a legend in Bandle City. They have a history that spans centuries, and they remain the oldest yordle military unit still in service. They are renowned for their courage and bravery, as well as their deadliness and ruthlessness, making them the most respected and feared of all warriors in Bandle City. Legends of Megling, the valiant founder of the commandos, can still be heard whispered throughout Valoran and it was these legends that most fascinated young Tristana. Since she was a wee child, Tristana wanted nothing more than to become the crack shot that her idol was all those years ago. She trained her entire life until she was old enough to join the military and could attempt to earn the rank of Megling Commando. The senior officers were impressed by her abilities, claiming that Tristana was a natural, and she realized her dream that day as she donned her Megling fatigues. Though her heart lies with her unit, the call to the Institute of War was greater still and now Tristana honors her tradition and protects her people as a champion in the League of Legends.

Both are the same text since I started playing about a year ago.


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Obsolete386

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05-02-2011

Seeing as they're both the same species (Yordle), 1 male 1 female, i assume their children will look relatively normal. Well as normal as Yordles look


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Tyrald Grimnod

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05-02-2011

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Originally Posted by Bekkal View Post
Am I missing something?
Both are the same text since I started playing about a year ago.
Teemo and Tristana had their lores updated in PVP.net client.
You can see changes in LoLwiki:
http://leagueoflegends.wikia.com/wik...out/Background
http://leagueoflegends.wikia.com/wik...ner/Background
Teemo is so much of a player, you'd never expect that.


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KazuyaX

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05-02-2011

haters always gotta find something to hate.

lore for teemo/tristana your kidding right?


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BetaWolfFrogman

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05-02-2011

Ima head to the rule 34 website nao and see how many pornos have been made for them.


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RJJ7

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05-02-2011

I do think they went a bit overboard with the whole "there's no one I'd rather be with" quotes. Tone it back just a hair, I'd say.


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Tropico

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05-02-2011

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Originally Posted by Tyrald Grimnod View Post
Teemo and Tristana had their lores updated in PVP.net client.
You can see changes in LoLwiki:
http://leagueoflegends.wikia.com/wik...out/Background
http://leagueoflegends.wikia.com/wik...ner/Background
Teemo is so much of a player, you'd never expect that.
Ugh, ok, even though I'm not adverse to the idea of T and T hooking up, I gotta agree the way it was written up was really stupid sounding. It just could have been pulled off a lot better than that.

One has to wonder if the "writers" that come up with something like that really consider that the best they can do, or if they're just afraid of inciting backlash from anything remotely edgy, or something.


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