Funniest one liners you have heard

First Riot Post
Comment below rating threshold, click here to show it.

Enoy

Senior Member

06-14-2011

My favorite when an Enemy starts talking **** and then I make the kill ?



,I,, -_- ,,I,

It says so much while saying so little


Comment below rating threshold, click here to show it.

Valixes

Senior Member

06-14-2011

I once heard someone say, "So <Champion Name here>, do you have enough coal to power your computer through the match?" to someone who took forever to load.
I now say this every opportunity I get.
Also- i/r/l, I love to use Twisted Fate's, "Only two jokers in the deck- and I got dealt you," line. Pure genius.


Comment below rating threshold, click here to show it.

SoulFireXVIII

Senior Member

06-14-2011

(After a friendly Pantheon ults onto their team and gets a quadra)

/all "Today it's raining manly men..."


Comment below rating threshold, click here to show it.

Rozeros

Senior Member

06-14-2011

A Singed flipped Anivia's egg form under the enemy tower then proceeds to say: "Sunny side up, *****!"

I lol'd.


Comment below rating threshold, click here to show it.

framesh1ft

Senior Member

06-14-2011

you weak like an ass


Comment below rating threshold, click here to show it.

NightmareTaco

This user has referred a friend to League of Legends, click for more information

Senior Member

06-14-2011

"who's the best champion in the game?"

"..."

Lawl. Btw the "potato grenade" is so far my favorite quote in this thread.


Comment below rating threshold, click here to show it.

Abeillles

Senior Member

06-14-2011

>Doing Baron with entire team
>It's slowly getting to low
>Hear a whizzing noise
>Enemy Jungler Rammus zooms into view
>Pauses slightly still spinning outside of Baron pit
>We finish Baron
>Rammus rolls away at full speed

.....

'The **** was that?'


Comment below rating threshold, click here to show it.

DemmoxMKII

Senior Member

06-14-2011

I was being chased by an olaf in our jungle while playing alistar, their udyr says this;

Udyr: "How many axes does it take to get to the center of alistar?"
Me: "Thats it im calling PETA"
Udyr: FFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU~~!!!


Comment below rating threshold, click here to show it.

Zyun

Member

06-14-2011

i have most fram


Comment below rating threshold, click here to show it.

Shadowy1

This user has referred a friend to League of Legends, click for more information

Senior Member

06-14-2011

Was laning amumu with sona, for some random reason, against a brand and jarv. They kept focusing me whith my w up and I'd just auto attack and e them to death with sona healing me and providing extra damage. After a few kills that way their brand goes "Stop focusing the mumy and get his girlfriend" and jarv responds "I want a gf like that."

Made me lol