Funniest one liners you have heard

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Siduakal

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06-14-2011

"Toasty!" - Had a guy say that every time he got a kill.. lol


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Im2gud

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06-14-2011

A Teammate continues to chase a low health enemy towards their nexus.
Everyone says b.
*An allie has been slain*
Irelia : "b for beam"


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Aivoo

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06-14-2011

Tristana with me on lane. I lasthits almost all creeps, she cant manage same thing.
I'm AP Teemo.
Tristana - "God, its so hard to get CK (creep kill) with Teemo on lane".


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NinjaBoyLao

Senior Member

06-14-2011

Amumu: coool we hav 2 DPS, I'll tank.
Tristana: wats DPS?
Teemo: U n me, bascically we right click enemies XD
Tristana: oooooo ic
Tristana: I do that all the time XD.


minutes later...
Tristana scored a first blood.
Teemo: niiice wat did u do?
Tristana: I DPS him XD.


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Wertty

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06-14-2011

A blitzcrank on the opposite team all caps'ed "SHORYUKEN!" Every time he used power fist.


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F0rtr3ss

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06-14-2011

Shen:Brb someone broke into my window.
An Ally Has Disconnected
Suddenly like 5 minutes later...
Enemy TF Has Disconnected
An Ally has reconnected
Shen:Teached him a lesson. So... We winning?
We were like O_o?


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HisFordship

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06-14-2011

In the lobby, after getting 30 assists as Janna, someone on the other team says "If janna hadn't been holding your ******** all the time, that would've been a lot more even"


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Dasno

Senior Member

06-14-2011

My friend was playing Fiddle, I was Taric. My whole team died but me, and there whole team was dead, I took the time alone to push top left turret. Everyone starts popping, and there team charges me... We have a ward at mini golems, I see a ping and my friend tells me he is porting in. So I then commence "chicken without his head" and start running in circles trying to stay alive. I'm close to death fiddle ults in, I send a dazzle to their carries face bust my shield and then die.... Two seconds later... PENTA KILLLLLL.


I say in all chat... "HA! Played you like a fiddle"

We go on to win the game.


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King Kong

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06-14-2011

Quote:
Originally Posted by Sascop View Post
this has nothing to do with jokes, the point here is stuff u saw someone wrote during game
i just saw this ^


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royh

Senior Member

06-14-2011

While in the bush waiting to gank:

"SHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhh be vwery vwery quite... i'm hunting wabbits!!!!"