Funniest one liners you have heard

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Sil3nced

Member

06-13-2011

I played with a Zilean once who said the following every time he got a kill:

"WHEAT THINS!"

unfortunately he only got a few kills, made me laugh the entire match.


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Low Key Lyesmith

Senior Member

06-13-2011

I went 5-0-0 literally five minutes into the game as Heimerdinger.

All chat : "You know these things shoot stuff, right?"


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Anonymous123123

Senior Member

06-13-2011

One line: "Duei bu qi wo yao zuo gong ke, zai jian!" *Leaves*.


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Madmax

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06-13-2011

Best was tonight. Was playing an hour long game. At around 50 minutes their tf pulled a super bd and killed both our nexus towers and almost the nexus. Our ezreal recalled and killed him in time. Nexus has like 200 hp left

Enemy Panth: GG guys, I got this

A big red circle appears behind our nexus. Three members of our team prepare to melt him. He lands, and lasts no more than .2 seconds.


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XxzcuzxMe

Junior Member

06-13-2011

Entire team standing in bush, opposing teams clairvoyance pops up directly over head.

"SCATTER!"


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Pelican Jesus

Senior Member

06-13-2011

Playing against Yi:

"If 1-1 you lose me"


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ry2k00

Senior Member

06-14-2011

??? bump???

got nothing..


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The 21st Potato

Member

06-14-2011

Whenever a swain is in the game (not sure if anyone's used this yet) we always type out:

"AN ENEMY HAS BEEN SWAIN!"

Whenever he gets a kill :P


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ImpulsiveInsight

Senior Member

06-14-2011

Heh heh. Saw a hilarious one a couple days ago. I was with an Ezreal and he ult'd in mid. Top lane was about to kill their Sona our Mundo could of gotten her... except our Ezreal sniped her down before Mundo could kill her.

"Ezreal killed the Sona"

Ez: "Aw bro, my bad!"


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Iron Savior

Senior Member

06-14-2011

whilst balls-deep in the enemy nexus:

Me: "You smell that, Rabbit?"

Buddy: "Yeah. Fear."