Funniest one liners you have heard

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ScorchXBanister

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06-13-2011

"My God, you steal kills like it's your job."
"It is my job, I'm Kat."

Another one...
"OH**** IT'S A GANK RUN"
*Pentakill*
Three seconds pause...
"Uh... Nice."


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Tenchu

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06-13-2011

"Expect Garen in those bushes..."

"They dont even have a Garen on their team!"

"I think he means like Charlie..."


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Cutest Ever

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06-13-2011

DuoQue with a buddy, 4 of us were waiting at baron bush to lure them, our WW was shopping at base. We were all calling him nono words and telling him to come fast ( in team chat) , so he types

"IM COMING IM FOUKING COIMING!!!!!!!!!!"

in all chat


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IrishWoadRaider2

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06-13-2011

ohhhh man i got take a **** brb..........
(10 mins later)
ohhhh man i got to eat.......................


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FrozenStorm

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06-13-2011

We had an enemy Heimer approach us pre-minion spawn at blue, alone vs 5 of us, and as we chased him for the kill (which we got) he yelled in all chat:

"NOOOO"
"DONT DOO"

pretty priceless XD we still laugh abt that from time to time


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Woodsworth

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06-13-2011

Corki: "Why are you carrying flash, Mundo."
Mundo: "I like flashing"
Me: "When Mundo flashes, he pleases."


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o0o0ted

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06-13-2011

Just randomly, out of f'ing nowhere;

"cow cow cow cow cow cow cow cow cow cow cow cow cow"

and the enemy Alistar proceeds to flash into the 5 of us on his lonesome and die.
I spat my drank all over the screen in a fit of laughter.


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Garbonzo

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06-13-2011

Quote:
Originally Posted by ITS PrinnyDood View Post
From a Lee Sin player...

"I MUST APPEASE THE TURRET GODS!"

He ran out to mid, died at Mid Turret. He uses Revive, runs back out, dies JUST as the enemy ryze gets there.

Ryze: "lol, this match is going to be easy mode."

Lee Sin goes 18-1-13 and they surrendered 27 minutes in.
This is a lie, because he would have two deaths. ******


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Woodsworth

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06-13-2011

My teams Gangplank after being ganked by Annie and Fiddlesticks.

"Fiddle me Tibbers!"


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Cadavir

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06-13-2011

"Hey man, you've gotta be more careful when laning in mid"

"SHUT UP YOU ASS-******!"

that end phrase was just hilarious for me.