Funniest one liners you have heard

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OTD ManicMagnet

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06-09-2011

Quote:
Originally Posted by keywing View Post
omg rofl!


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OTD ManicMagnet

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06-09-2011

I heard one that I'll never forget.

"OMG I had not fought that ability, in pvp!"


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Ilkugar

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06-09-2011

Personal quote:

"its too late to feed u
uve died of starvation already"


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UpDownLeftRightAB

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06-09-2011

Enemy team is Blitz, alistar, poppy, singed, and trist. Level one gank on our solo top involved blitz grabbing him, singed throwing him, alistar headbutting him, and finally poppy charging him into their tower.

Whole enemy team /all TOUCHDOWN!


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Shax Xanatos

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06-10-2011

I tend to make terrible puns when playing with skins.
Professor Ryze: Game Opener:Alright, Class is in Session.
triple kill+ celebration: Somebody's failed the course already.
Win: Class Dismissed.

That being said, I don't recall any of my enemies saying anything particularly funny.

Did have a garen when I was playing Sona who said, after I helped him secure a double kill in our first skirmish in top lane, "I do believe I'm going to like you."


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Cosme Ful4nito

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06-13-2011

Are you eat to many beef? (Said in the after game lobby by a feeder ashe)


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Evan Stevens

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06-13-2011

in a 1900 solo queue last pick says before picks/bans
"solo mid AP carry or i feed"
instalocks cassiopea proceeds to do both


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Enmiand

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06-13-2011

Me (losing): Chúpame el pico gringo culiao.
Some dude: Sorry man, I don't speak monkey.

From that day on, our clan was named The Monkeys.


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NotProEnough

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06-13-2011

Ashe wtf? Why did you run with 70% HP??? All you had to do was attack like twice!


Ashe response:

I had to B, was oom.


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RahanAkero

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06-13-2011

Playing with an Armor of the Fifth Age Taric, who managed to net a kill at the enemy tower. What does he say?
"Taric always gets his man."