Funniest one liners you have heard

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HandheldBrandon

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06-04-2011

Me playing Xin shao i kill a lone lux then in all chat i see

"Wow Xin my boyfriend doesnt even spear me that hard."

I couldnt stop laughing.


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Shadowbound29

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Senior Member

06-04-2011

Your post sucks.....good enough?


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DoctorMcPain

Senior Member

06-04-2011

Karthus: "You shouldn't steal! It's written in the Bible!"

I only laughed after I realized Karthus is holding a book.


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Sync

Senior Member

06-04-2011

"Press D to dance!"


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DtRipper

Member

06-04-2011

bored late night 3v3 game with ashe, anivia and nunu

/all All right people, stay frosty


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The Rock

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Senior Member

06-04-2011

Solo queued and got teamed up with a Malz. A team fight broke out in mid that led to two enemy champions running away both with low health and one with visions on.

Malz: Omai wa mo shinderu.

This was the only thing he said during the match.


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Kairno

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06-07-2011

bump-da-bump


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Cozy Bishop

Member

06-07-2011

Me and my friend were laning bot he was poppy and i was rammus, a jungling xin came down to gank (he hardly spoke english) and we were both low. All he does is mark them and run in and die to our opponents, my friend says "nice gank" and the xin player responds by saying
"I try gank but stupid poopy and rammus no go in"
made my day right there.


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Popcorn

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06-07-2011

*In Champion Select*

X: Mid Solo
Y: I Shall Bring Great Suffering
X: Nice

Me IRL LMFAO


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Mageshadow

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06-07-2011

I'm maokai

" Hey Kat I've got wood! "