Funniest one liners you have heard

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Conraddon

Junior Member

05-31-2011

Three seals walk into a club; they all die.


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Lyralicious

Recruiter

05-31-2011

Quote:
Originally Posted by Jackulate View Post
"that first blood was messier then my little sisters"
epic


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Swiggens

Senior Member

05-31-2011

Was playing on my laptop while taking a dump just as the game started. Not much of a multitasker so i missed alot of lasthits early on and was getting harrased pretty bad. My lane partner asked what was wrong and i said "Do you have any idea how hard it is to wipe and lasthit at the same time?"

Oh and I ulted at a bad time as Panth and got insta-gibbed by the other team. Heim said "nice of you to drop in". I lol'd pretty hard.


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Coenen

Senior Member

05-31-2011

A team fight breaks out by dragon and enemy brand stayed in mid to farm

Enemy: this brand is f***ing useless
Enemy (Brand): can't go in water

that was hilarious


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Munchiesgalore

Member

05-31-2011

I didn't realize how much I needed a laugh until I read this. Thank you summoners.


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DarkCrown

Senior Member

05-31-2011

Matchmaking finds me some partners in solo queue

Guy picks Kassadin with smite and says: I DONT JUNGLE, I JUST HATE MAL MINIONS

lol..


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KKKane

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05-31-2011

Quote:
Originally Posted by Unrelenting Fury View Post
I'm not too sure I'll be able to capture the epic-ness of what happened, but I'll try.

First off: Our team was doing really terrible. Luckily, there wasn't any tards on our team attempting to blame everyone but themselves for our losing. Everybody was pretty chill.

Game proceeded. We all agreed to surrender at 20 minutes because we were getting absolutely annihilated. We surrender and I see this (I was blue team):

Blue Team Agreed to Surrender with 5 votes against 0!
Purple Team Agreed to Surrender with 5 votes against 0!

Camera proceeds to pan over to our nexus, it explodes, then it flies across the map to their nexus and their nexus explodes.

"VICTORY!"

I was pretty much dying in my chair. I felt like jumping off my roof, because I knew that I had just won the internets.
HAHA that happened to me and my friends once is pretty awesome XD.


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Serrano

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Senior Recruiter

06-01-2011

Quote:
Originally Posted by YATITS View Post
Enemy team was fighting after game....pretty original insults were exchanged:

"You don't deserve to poo"
You already said that like 30-40 pages ago


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Black Blackness

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06-01-2011

vayne on my team owned by maokais

vayne: dammit maokai get ur wood outta my face


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IS18a91d7ad2488507ec964

Senior Member

06-01-2011

amumu: why do you pick leblanc when we have 2 ap already
amumu: leblanc is stupid biatch
amumu: only good for ***