Funniest one liners you have heard

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DrFightmaster

Senior Member

05-25-2011

I typed in chat just before finally catching a kennen who was running away after I got a double kill on his teammates while I was playing Vlad: "Here Kennen".Then I proceded to kill him and get my triple kill.


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sibby

Senior Member

05-25-2011

Just saw this in a tribunal review..

The reported player's team was doing a lot of fighting on /all and a guy on the other team says:

<some player>[All] [00:42:28]: now now girls, dont fight without a web cam and some oil


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Orphan Harvest

Recruiter

05-25-2011

Quote:
Originally Posted by Ulderik Caverno View Post
I typed in chat just before finally catching a kennen who was running away after I got a double kill on his teammates while I was playing Vlad: "Here Kennen".Then I proceded to kill him and get my triple kill.
I don't get it...


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ExcelBeyond

Senior Member

05-25-2011

After a Kog killed me with his ooze: "I just threw up on you like a college girl at a fraternity!"


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Broken Music Box

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Senior Member

05-25-2011

I played a game with 3 friends and one pub, the only thing he ever said was "die dragon die!".


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Shampu

Senior Member

05-25-2011

*Blitzcrank gets Sion stunned, Ali pulv'd, and Singed flipped*

Blitzcrank: Many stun.


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Wertty

Senior Member

05-25-2011

A while back our nunu AFKed and our heimer spent the rest of the game spamming "NUNU! NUNU! COMRADE!" And throwing grenades at him at spawn.


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whocare5boutname

Senior Member

05-25-2011

Quote:
Originally Posted by DonquixoteDoflamingo View Post
So we were fighting near our team golem, we die, our ashe is still alive. We tell her to b and her response:
-How to legs?
Laughed so hard.

also one day there was this mordekaiser on our team, he types this in allchat

Mordekaiser likes his women like he likes his coffee. WITH A SPOON IN THEM!

Wait wat?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NPqBV6LhuW8

epic reference


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HitokiriBattosai

Member

05-25-2011

Quote:
Originally Posted by thehuzzahifier View Post
20 minutes into the game, and we're winning.

Our Morde, with an unintelligible name in another language, starts pingspamming the nexus.

Morde: PROTECT THE CASTTLE
I think i remember doing this...>___>


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Tyhan

Senior Member

05-25-2011

Looking through my screenshots, all I have to add to this is

"**** OF GTFO."

I wish my breasts made people get out.