Funniest one liners you have heard

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Rilsaur

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Senior Member

05-08-2011

You got caged


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Cuchulainn

Senior Member

05-08-2011

"I now know to win! Haha eat your pie I will!"

I honestly don't know what he was getting at, but me and my cousin couldn't stop laughing for some reason.


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uNLE4shEd

Junior Member

05-08-2011

me as blitz and a singed near our turret:

singed flings ashe and i hook her to our tower (instakill)

singed goes: GET BACK IN LINE!


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Zrg

Senior Member

05-08-2011

On skype with friends, theres a enemy WW jungling.

In the background we hear a dog barking.


Me: Care, WW jungling in you're house.


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Mogic

Senior Member

05-08-2011

Sion: I go jungling...


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ChiefLikesCake

Member

05-08-2011

I'm playing Blitzcrank and I try to grab Teemo a couple times but he manages to dodge. Finally, he accidentally walks into it and we gib him.

My friend goes "It's like the crane game, except that when you finally catch the little muppet instead of taking him home to your kids you take him and beat the sh*t out of him."


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Devious Machine

Senior Member

05-08-2011

I was maokai in a 3v3, and i was doing really well. Suddenly the enemy poppy yells: "STOP FIGHTING AND DO TREE THINGS"


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Seasoned

Senior Member

05-08-2011

A tryndamere disconnects during his ult, Enemy Team: Rage QUIT!


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Areola

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05-08-2011

If I see an ashe miss multiple arrows in one games I'll often type "It's pretty windy out in summoner's rift today, huh ;D?"


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0 calories

Senior Member

05-08-2011

Quote:
Originally Posted by thehuzzahifier View Post
20 minutes into the game, and we're winning.

Our Morde, with an unintelligible name in another language, starts pingspamming the nexus.

Morde: PROTECT THE CASTTLE
Best one hands down, the guy is a genius

Oh and also I heard this from someone else on this forum...
The guy was agaisn't this team (or something like that) : Akali, Nid, Mf, Rammus, Janna
Welcome to summoners rift
Rammus : /all so rammus gets all the ladies