Funniest one liners you have heard

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Camfucius

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05-08-2011

Quote:
Originally Posted by Kohtalo View Post
"I didn't think you could play League of Legends on a Lite-Brite."

This was after it took nearly 10 minutes for an enemy trynd to load.
Same deal, "Pedal faster next time, bro."


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Amcwhae

Senior Member

05-08-2011

In a team fight as Rammus, I was heaps fed (too many accidentle kill steals with my ultimate). Anyway I managed to get a double kill and their last enemy Ez runs away, flashing over a wall.
I immediatly hit Q, and roll after him, flashing over the same wall hitting him and taunting him for a triple kill and ace.

Straight away typed in /all chat
"Looks like Rammus is.."
"On a roll"
YEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH


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Vandouchenstein

Junior Member

05-08-2011

"Don't worry, they are going to fix they bug where Lee Sin can die next patch"


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Only Tristana

Senior Member

05-08-2011

Quote:
Originally Posted by Orang3Luv3r View Post
Whenever I played singed I love to go crazy with him x). I love to chase like a madwoman.
Whenever someone runs from me I like to say:
"why you no ruv me?"
"I just wanted to give you a hug"

If people chase me i like to say
"chase me moreeeee"

If Jarvan ult's me:
*throws jarvan out* "MY ULT ITS MINE GTFO"


When i play morde and i ulti someone i like to say
"You good slave<3"
"Ruv you <3"
"Slave away"

If my ulti doesn't get someone
"Why you no be my slave?!"
"You no like be my slave? :<"


"I RUV YOU RONG TIME"
...........


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GhostDieM

Senior Member

05-08-2011

'Wow 600 damage Three Talon Strike. PRO PLAYER.' This is what an enemy Kat said to me after I went 8/2/8 with Xin within 20 mins. The enemy team promptly surrendered 4/1 after that sentence was uttered. So satisfying


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Myrolerian

Senior Member

05-08-2011

"Morde, help the carries next time noob."

- Sorry, I can't peel and I killed Akali, almost killed Mf, and made Soraka stay back the whole fight. Mf literally got no damage off. Sorry if you can't win a 4v2 you noobs.

We lost this game simply because 1-7, 1-7, 1-8, 0-6. Oh and our Taric bought no wards, same with nunu. Taric went warmogs, and nunu blood boiled himself. Nunu never ulted, literally...

Ranting on a little here.... get out of ranked noobs, made me under 1500 because of this ****.


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TheySeeMeRollin

Senior Member

05-08-2011

I can't remember the exact words, but every few games I get some smart aleck that insta-types "OHHH THEY HATIN!" or some variation of it in response to my name. Some guy didn't get the joke one time.



I told him I was in a wheelchair. Is that insensitive? If so, I'm terribly sorry.


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BananaFuton

Member

05-08-2011

I make banana jokes.

(Death)DO NOT TOUCH THE BANANA SO ROUGHLY!

(Double kill)Half the chromosomes DOUBLE THE FLAVOR!

(Escape)And then Banana split!

(Failed escape)Bananas have no legs.

I do not make jokes about futons. They are serious business.

EDIT: I forgot the best one. I was blitz and had a teemo lanemate. One of the enemy laners was also a blitz
"Wanna Robo-Disco?" (From condon's guide)
"Sure"
*pulled him onto teemo's mushrooms and killed him*
"I'll bring the shrooms"


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VendettaQT

Senior Member

05-08-2011

Quote:
Originally Posted by Orang3Luv3r View Post
Whenever I played singed I love to go crazy with him x). I love to chase like a madwoman.
Whenever someone runs from me I like to say:
"why you no ruv me?"
"I just wanted to give you a hug"

If people chase me i like to say
"chase me moreeeee"

If Jarvan ult's me:
*throws jarvan out* "MY ULT ITS MINE GTFO"


When i play morde and i ulti someone i like to say
"You good slave<3"
"Ruv you <3"
"Slave away"

If my ulti doesn't get someone
"Why you no be my slave?!"
"You no like be my slave? :<"


"I RUV YOU RONG TIME"
................


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Schizophrenic

Senior Member

05-08-2011

Karthus suicides to turret while harassing the enemy champ as soon as he gets there, giving first blood.

I ask why.
"dont worry"
"is my strategy"