Funniest one liners you have heard

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Caryatid

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05-07-2011

Awesome thread is awesome.


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Motyapa

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05-07-2011

My ***** is so large it stretches from a to z on the keyboard


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Fendia

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05-08-2011

don y you seen jerker booblist


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P1ll0wT1m3

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05-08-2011

Our trynd, who had Highlander skin, went up against Master Yi in the jungle. Yi kills him, and yells in all chat; "THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE!"

Our Karthus then ults him to add in the lightning effect.


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wqqqqwrt

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05-08-2011

some guy on my smurf kept spamming he couldn't see health point


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The Mephs

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05-08-2011

How do i gg


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Orang3Luv3r

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05-08-2011

Whenever I played singed I love to go crazy with him x). I love to chase like a madwoman.
Whenever someone runs from me I like to say:
"why you no ruv me?"
"I just wanted to give you a hug"

If people chase me i like to say
"chase me moreeeee"

If Jarvan ult's me:
*throws jarvan out* "MY ULT ITS MINE GTFO"


When i play morde and i ulti someone i like to say
"You good slave<3"
"Ruv you <3"
"Slave away"

If my ulti doesn't get someone
"Why you no be my slave?!"
"You no like be my slave? :<"


"I RUV YOU RONG TIME"


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Space Traveler

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05-08-2011

They insulted my reproductive organs and sadly I got mad.


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MarLuXian

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05-08-2011

1st player: "I'm Xin mid"

*after 10 seconds*





My friend: Hi Xin mid..


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PikeeRAGE

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05-08-2011

cottontail teemo gets away with 50 hp and types in /all ``you missed me by a hare``

LMOA