Funniest one liners you have heard

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AppY

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05-07-2011

The game starts and the enemy clairvoyances our fountain and a guy on my team says "Stop looking at our D ICKS!"


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Pesterer

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05-07-2011

Quote:
Originally Posted by Skadow View Post
I was playing Rammus with my chrome skin and the enemy team had a Rammus with the Molten skin. At one point during the match he was chasing me with both of us in powerball and he was really ****ing close to me.

(Dude on enemy team): ****ing Tron.
OMFG LMFAO putting this on facebook.


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I Am BOSS

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Fenix EXG

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05-07-2011

teamfight is about to start, our jarvan the types in all chat,

"Hold on I'm being drunk dialed this is distracting as all F@$#"


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NightRaith361

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05-07-2011

our whole team is feeding and doing horrible but our anivia bought a mejais and my friend was like "are u going to fill that mejais with ur broken dreams"


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CaptainMĂ„rvelous

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05-07-2011

"Hope you brought lube, because TF likes to use the back door"

-two inhibs down-


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zeefomiv

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05-07-2011

Quote:
Originally Posted by Gnaraya View Post
So Rammus takes 4 minutes to load and some guy creams out in all chat:

Some Guy: OMFG I HAD ENOUGH TIME TO MAKE A BABY.

Some Other Guy: and send him to college.....
The fact that you put creams instead of screams makes this 10 times funnier imo.

lmfao good job man xD

Also,this is my one liner:

Me: Evelynn,are you going to roam?
Other guy: inb4 Eve doesn't know what roaming is
Eve: i ad, wat roam is????

I lol'd so hard.


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Ryrn

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05-07-2011

There was a Maokai on my team who fed pretty hard early game, but managed to come back and carry us to victory. Never spoke even when we addressed him directly. When the enemy team surrendered he finally spoke saying: "Looks like you were barking up the wrong tree!"


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Jonbro

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05-07-2011

So I CV a bush in lane and see Renekton inside, me and my lane partner harrass him a bunch while he just stands there and doesn't move.

Renekton: WTF!?! How can you see me?


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SecXz

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05-07-2011

In a game, stalwart of a thing. Nobody's getting anywhere or anything, nothing's getting done. Team mate goes 'We can win, we just have to surrender first' We started the vote. The enemy team surrendered before us. It was epic. He was correct.