Funniest one liners you have heard

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MANLIMORE

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05-03-2011

one game I was in playing as akali, and I was doing a swell job of ganking the enemy team. got to level 6 and started to gank even more and about this time their sion was getting mad at me for ganking him so much. So in /all chat their teemo says "Akali will you please warn Sion when you are about to gank him he is getting mad." I replied with "no problem" and not 30 secs later in /all chat "Hey sion, just a heads up I am coming to gank you, be ready." so I kill him and start to recall as the sion rages and teemo yell out in /all chat "well, Akali DID warn you." he shortly quit after that


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Knight Lautrec

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05-03-2011

This is how it went pretty much..
*enemy nexus killed*
Kid: "BE CAREFULL!"


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GalacticMarine

Senior Member

05-03-2011

Me in a 5v5 as Rumble against like an Ashe,Tryn, GP, Twitch and someone else:
Me- Insta-lock carries is fun huh?
Enemy- Insta-buy new heroes is fun huh?
Me- Touche.


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D Happiness

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05-03-2011

Our Singed is late to a teamfight, sits in bushes near their tower after everyone has run away and sees a low health Kennen starting to recall.

Singed (all): "A WILD SINGED APPEARS!"
*an enemy has been slain*


even their kennen was loling.


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Digleto

Senior Member

05-03-2011

brb chasin ma turtle


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Sakagé

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05-03-2011

i had a guy, he was malzahar, kept getting killed by ashe. every single time he would get killed it was /all how do ult stunned? multiple times like he was infuriated


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nefariously

Member

05-03-2011

a lot of people say "afk cat on fire"
a brand said the other day "afk, i'm on fire" lol. i thought it was kind of ironic.

also!

beginning of game: teemo: "teemo loves you!"
20 minutes later, after i've killed him 5 times, "let me restate: teemo loves everyone but lux"
me: "BUT I LOVE YOU D:"
teemo: "you do not show love through lazers..."
me: "but.. then what does it MEAN!?"

to which teemo then explains what a lazer is and why it is not lovable.

very lolsy.


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Guldo

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05-03-2011

after killing the enemy kog'maw the 4th time in a row by me(twitch)

kog: gj playing a character that doesnt require skill

sometime later

kog: **** twitch has longest range in game
(didnt use ulti)

i lol'ed


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TooManyPossums

Junior Member

05-03-2011

One game, the enemy team was doing baron, which i had warded. I was malzahar and my team was on the other side of the map. They were really low on life due to not having their tank with them, so I type in /all, "Hey, wanna see something funny?" then threw out a q.

Stole baron and double killed.

After a close call from a really pissed off yi (thank you flash), he says to me "Please ,malz, please lay down face first in a puddle."


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gamer lord

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05-03-2011

after someone takes forever to load into game someone says

"you need to update ur toaster"