Funniest one liners you have heard

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bARRtender

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05-03-2011

I joined a game and the chat goes like this:
Person A: Sorry if I'm slow guys, I had wrist surgery 3 days ago so I have to play 1 handed.
Person B: It's okay, Person C and I are drunk.
Person C: [something unintelligible]
Me: You know what? **** it. brb getting a beer.

I'm so happy I chose to not queue dodge, that game was awesome. Person A had a Razor mouse of some sort with macros, so it wasn't that bad.


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DejaFu

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05-03-2011

Quote:
Originally Posted by KittyMew90 View Post
Amumu takes forever to load

"**** mummies and their wooden computers."

then later on

"Report Amumu. Reason: wooden computer."
I think I was in that game!


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FearlessBunny

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05-03-2011

Teammate Ezreal respawning, enemy team at baron (CV:ed by support). Ezreal "/all BARON STEAL" throws his ultimate, steals it, kills one and we push their nexus down after a close match

Playing as Gangplank (pre-suckage), I see tryndamere at 60% hp coming at me, one hits him with parrley and says "Be quick or be dead"


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Joseph Moffett

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05-03-2011

leprechaun veigar skin "Taste the rainbow *****" *scores kill with dark matter*


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Xervous

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05-03-2011

accidentally presses karthus ult after i killed someone.

"****, wasted my ult..."

their warwick died to dragon four seconds later


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SlugDC

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05-03-2011

"lol u vlad bro" said to enemy team member raging about a buddy's prowess with Sanguine Pool.


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CyNickSter

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05-03-2011

*Nidalee hits invisable twitch with spear*
LOUDLY over Vent Chat: TOUCHDOWWWWWWWWWWWWNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!


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smallbooty

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05-03-2011

"hold muh diiicckkkkkkkk!"


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Sovot

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05-03-2011

Morde player on my friend's team: I AM SUPERHERO MORDE

GARAGAS SUCK GUY


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Skyeclaw

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05-03-2011

My team aces after I ult enemy team with Malphite: Looks like this team was hit by *sunglasses*..an unstoppable force. YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!