Funniest one liners you have heard

First Riot Post
Comment below rating threshold, click here to show it.

Painguin22

Senior Member

04-24-2011

Amumu takes forever to connect
"Did you keep your computer from before you got mummified?


Comment below rating threshold, click here to show it.

Halfasock

Senior Member

04-24-2011

buuump for awsome


Comment below rating threshold, click here to show it.

Argothes

This user has referred a friend to League of Legends, click for more information

Senior Member

04-24-2011

After an enemy Ashe took 12 minutes to load

Me: How's that toaster?
Ashe: It's a Mac.


Comment below rating threshold, click here to show it.

Painguin22

Senior Member

04-24-2011

I cant believe i read every single post on this thread
every
single
post
.....


Comment below rating threshold, click here to show it.

Dystopiux

Senior Member

04-24-2011

20 min into the game, veigar has 38 ap (incl. doran ring)

Me: Hey veigar why aren't you last hitting with your q?
Veigar: It's a waste of mana? I need it to harass
Me: Haven't you read what it does?
Veigar: Why should I? It's obviously just a nuke. I'm too cool for reading anyways.

....


Comment below rating threshold, click here to show it.

nefariously

Member

04-24-2011

ditto to painguin122. i def just read ALL the posts. even the underrated ones. lmfaaaoooo.
i'll post on this asap as soon as i remember the funny stuff i've seen.


Comment below rating threshold, click here to show it.

BoyofDestiny

Senior Member

04-24-2011

"I died faster than a Justin Bieber fan at a Metallica concert."


Comment below rating threshold, click here to show it.

Kasuda

This user has referred a friend to League of Legends, click for more information

Recruiter

04-24-2011

"Brb let me put on some pants."

I couldnt stop laughing.


Comment below rating threshold, click here to show it.

McMANAMAN

Senior Member

04-25-2011

I was solo top as corki a while back and I was laning against a garen and taric combo. (this was before all the garen nerfs).

They were both sitting in the bush closest to my turret and Garen said "A wild Garen appears!" As soon as he hit enter the taric flashed out and stunned and shattered me and garen flashed and used spin to win until I was low enough for him to ult me.

I was laughing too hard to be mad


Comment below rating threshold, click here to show it.

ZapatillaLoca

Senior Member

04-26-2011

15 minutes into a 3v3 game, our noob-feeder says..
"sorry guys gotta go, please dont report me, I have to deliver my client´s baby"
me: youre a doctor?
noob: why, of course I am
me: I thought doctors had patients
noob disconnects, we win the game...and later reported him anyways..