Funniest one liners you have heard

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Woolythebully

Junior Member

10-16-2012

When I play Darius and kill with my R.

Enemy: Wow, freaking Darius dunks OP.
Darius (Me): I wanted to play in the NBA, but they wouldn't let me join because I'm not black. I mean, wtf.


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MukTuckianMayhem

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10-16-2012

Leona, ezreal, Soraka, and cait on bot lane

Brolaf says "Looks like an all female brawl on bot lane ladies and gents"


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Conagozn

Member

01-25-2013

Bump for justice


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Toilet Security

Junior Member

01-25-2013

Servers were bugging out and over half the people in the game got dced, my friend says in all chat "Phreak must of tripped over the main power chord"


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Bazerald

Senior Member

01-25-2013

"Mord, why aren't you buying any items?"

"stfu noob im saving up for a tv"

Hilarious.


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pkm90

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03-01-2013

not really a one liner but theres this one summoner witht he name

walmartlowprice

lol i thought his name was so funny that i added him


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Wobbly Waffles

Junior Member

08-10-2013

Once had a TF on the enemy team that fed the entire game.
We won, in the lobby he simply said:
"TF strikes again!"


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Shas O

Senior Member

2 Weeks Ago

"Wait what? They baroning?"

Purple Nexus destroyed.


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SUPERIOR SK1LL

Member

2 Weeks Ago

Yasuo; What do I buy after Statikk Shiv guys?

Thresh; Cotton towels, metal polish, lemon juice...

Yasuo; wtf?

Thresh; you know, the normal stuff to maintain your bronze.


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Fate000

Senior Member

2 Weeks Ago

Dat necro.

But this is a funny thread, so I might as well keep it going.

Quote:
Our ADC: Sorry guys I'm feeding so much today
Our Jungler: It's ok, Lucian's from Africa. You can get a nobel prize for ending world hunger.