Funniest one liners you have heard

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Khaste

Senior Member

10-08-2012

Tristana, what are you doing? Tristana, STAHP!

^ A Shen in my aram game who said this to the tristana who was spamming tristanas taunt/joke? :
"Is that a rocket in your pocket"?


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Look Alike

Junior Member

10-13-2012

omg my pool's on fire gtg!

*ragequit


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WarlordAlpha

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Senior Member

10-13-2012

"I'm so mad I could just throw a wheelchair off a rollercoaster."

-Enemy Xin Zhao


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VeRisiMiLaR

Senior Member

10-13-2012

"delete all items armed with feeder Draven." From a guy on my team when a draven on my team fed.


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gentlemenshadow

Senior Member

10-13-2012

playing vlad and listening to pandora

the rooster by alice in chains is almost done

me: you know he aint gonna die

100hp

vlad has scored an ace


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Arekanderia

Member

10-13-2012

We have a Jayce who is solo top against Darius, and he's feeding so hard that it's obvious we're going to lose at twenty. So the enemy team starts making witty comments about how bad the rest of the team is. Our Lux counters their comments with "Well it's a good thing Jayce is the defender of tomorrow"
And I follow up with "Cause he sure as **** isn't defending anything today."

We lost, but it was still hilarious.


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TheGoldenRebel

Member

10-16-2012

just read all 188 pages.......MOORREEE *twitches*


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Cutty Wise

Senior Member

10-16-2012

xin

shh


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Reubenm7

Member

10-16-2012

"We must try to defense!" and one of my buddies who normally has a high pitched voice, like instantly became a 70-year old man saying "TURN, AND FIIGHT!"


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PrettyLavender

Senior Member

10-16-2012

Was in Skype with some friends, playing against a Karth.
Three of us were low when he started to ult.
In those few seconds, one of my friends somehow managed to pull up a soundboard and play Voldie's "AVADA KEDAVRA" just as the ult hit.
We all died, and I hit the floor holding my sides.