Funniest one liners you have heard

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InquisitorFelix

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03-14-2012

Enter a game where everyone on both teams has skins, bar the other team's mid.

Get in game and immediately get "GG, report mid...Reason: No skin, assisting enemy team....Cool skins wins"

entire enemy team feeds bar mid for a 15 minute win.


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shurkin

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03-14-2012

freind and some olaf are fighting in a bush with a close fights before that awesome kill fead thing and it didnt say who got first blood when my freind (jax) asked who got it.... there olaf said "jax gets more first bloods than a 6th graders womens bathroom.


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Syzo

Junior Member

03-14-2012

Mord midle. I is br is south america


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Dinglebuttz

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03-14-2012

Volibear scores a triple kill I think

Volibear: I'm hitting harder than a new Justin Bieber single!

Everyone else in game:LOL/HAHAHAHA/ROFL


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Augratafier

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03-14-2012

Bear claw to the face!!


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Sebastianthefrog

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03-14-2012

"oh nice Job picking off my teammates selectively but do remember that you missed the fidd-CAWCaWCAWCAWCAWCAW"

Quadrakill

From the enemy fid after a brutal teamfight.


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peerpressured

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03-14-2012

"Prepare to be banned for life, I have been recording this entire game"

Assumed it was on VHS mailed to Riot as "deer riot pls ban"

... much more funny at the time I just realized


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lol I died again

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03-14-2012

Nocturne: "Princess Luna is a nightmare."


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Chaos Inc

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03-14-2012

So Brand comes out of the river to gank an over extended Maokai. Our Anni who was getting blue pops out and saves Maokia. Their Voli goes "Only you can stop forest fires."


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Slits

Senior Member

03-14-2012

Back in the beginning of WoW:WOTLK my buddy and i were running a Halls of Light Heroic. One room in there used to be really tough, you basically needed CC on some of the stone dwarves or they would spin and demolish your melee dps.

Well we kept telling this foreign hunter what to trap, because he had no clue about traps. So we sat there for a very intense 2 minutes while this guy just stood there..and eventually he began tip toeing over to the 4 or 5 dwarf pull, as a hunter. Not like an intentional tip toe, he was trying to carefully keyboard turn while moving forward for some reason.

Inevitably he steps too close and pulls the dwarves and my friend just types "GREAT JOB!"

and the hunter just stands there the whole time dying, while we laugh.
his final words were "wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwww"
then he left