Funniest one liners you have heard

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Danger Buttons

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02-20-2012

"I have cookies, therefore your arguement is invalid."


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Byakuren Hijiri

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02-20-2012

Spamming boxes in a bush as shaco. Miss Fortune runs in and dies practically instantly.

"MF loves my clowns in her bush"


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Psycho Pretzel

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02-20-2012

Killed from Pantheon ultimate.
"MARIO'D"

Attack Wukong's decoy:
"Nope! Chuck Testa!"


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Nissan 200sx

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02-20-2012

When I play Alistar, I say periodically "You can't milk those!"

It usually gets some laughs.


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DoctaTran

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02-20-2012

I'd just finished playing a game of Lee Sin, went something like 12-4, and EVERY teamfight I sat on the enemy AD so she was USELESS. After we won, she asks me in chat "Y U ALWAYS ON ME" to which I replied...

"I'M BLIND, I GOTTA FEEL YOUR FACE TO KNOW IT'S YOU, DUH"

I made myself puke from laughing.


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Nishaven90

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02-20-2012

Lee Sin: HIKUUHHH


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Sarishje

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02-20-2012

Playing a game with friends, one of whom is jungling as Cho'Gath with the Jurassic skin. He types in to all chat "FFFFFFUUUUU FORGOT MY SKIN!" We nearly died laughing on Teamspeak


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Ncik666

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02-20-2012

Was playing soraka, 5 premade with friends over skype. We were winning pretty hard, I'm just starcalling mid to keep minions off the tower. My friend is playing Kassadin, gets close, then at the edge of vision we see their whole team. He backs off. Then tells me sarcastically "Dude go in, we got this"
I turn around, yell "ITS SORAKA TIME!" flash into their team and start starcalling, they're so confused I survive for about 3 starcalls before they kill me.


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XIII Phoenix

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03-14-2012

katarina turret dive me as shen with very low hp.

I feint to survive her dagger throw

me; Feinted!!!!
Katarina: what????


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KatarinaCatKitty

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03-14-2012

I made up mine a while ago. I did horrible against a cait/blitz combo and my team raged at me. I said "not much I can do against super ranged cait and go go gadget blitz combo."


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From a Cottontail Teemo:

"You guys are doing well on the Easter Egg hunt"
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Malphite has slain Amumu

Malphite: I thought paper beat rock.

I'm stealing these.