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Funniest one liners you have heard

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C Nial DeMencha

Senior Member

11-16-2011

Allied Kog'maw gets ganked by udyr and ashe...flash was on cd or something to he just burns all of his mana trying to kill them...dies to udyr's q's dot then kills udyr with passive
Kog'maw: TASTE VENGEANCE!


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Fortus

Senior Member

11-20-2011

i. Read. Every. Single. One. Of. Them.


ಠ___ಠ


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Reprisal35

Senior Member

11-20-2011

Quote:
Fortus:
i. Read. Every. Single. One. Of. Them.


ಠ___ಠ


And which was the best one?


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jawbit

Senior Member

11-20-2011

Quote:
Myrkr Lokidottir:
Our Jax gets into our enemy's base. Their Rammus has the King Rammus skin, and their Evelynn had the Tango Evelynn skin. Jax kills Rammus, and goes towards their nexus where the two nexus towers are still. Evelynn's standing between them, and she goes,

"Thank you, Mario, but our Princess is in another castle."

He goes, "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO" and runs at the nexus towers, proceeding to die by them.


What I would have given to be in that game.


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BROLAF THE HULK

Member

11-20-2011

For some reason the enemy team put Teemo with his cotton tail skin against me as Olaf.

Before the minions spawn.

Enemy "Olaf im gonna ****ing eat you for breakfast and then **** you out for lunch and **** your Mom for dinner"

Minions spawn, we fight I killed him with an axe throw

Me "Silly rabbit trix are for kids."

Their mid Malzahar "Thank God he has been silenced."


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Pius Leviticus

Senior Member

11-20-2011

someone once said to a morgana "is that a keg in your skirt? cause i wanna tap dat ass"


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Fortus

Senior Member

11-20-2011

Quote:
Reprisal35:
And which was the best one?


there were far too many good ones to just pick one out


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IAmWayTooOwnage

Senior Member

11-20-2011

Quote:
Forere:
Played a game as Sivir 2 days ago, and while in the loading screen, I took some time to look over Sivir's splash. I noticed that it took drastic attention to her breasts.
So, as the game started, I instantly /all chatted:
"ATTENTION DUELISTS, MY BREASTS HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT:
GOOD LUCK, HAVE FUN"

For all those Yu-gi-oh abridged fans out there.


I just lold.


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Lime Serenity

Senior Member

11-20-2011

'moving too slow. how do i go faster?'
'buy boots'
'nah. waste of gold'

also:

'sorry to say, but I didnt need to outrun them....just you'


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ReturnToPlanetX

Senior Member

11-20-2011

Some Gangplank on our team was just raging at the enemy in all chat; then enemy Heimer who he wasn't even laning against said:

"Rage is very good song"
"SIng to me english please"


I remember playing Fizz laning against an MF. Land my Ult on her and say "So you wanna go for Sushi later MF? It'll be my treat"