Funniest one liners you have heard

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HandsomeJimm

Senior Member

04-24-2011

My team was winning the match already, we were pushing the Nexus wiht only a Teemo defending it as a result of a Baron steal. However I was pretty low and doing bad that match. Teemo was scared ****less at the turrets and pummeling minions like crazy (he had possibly 2.5 AS already) but I went in too cocky and got my HP too low.

THEN, Blitzcrank comes in and grabs Teemo only to put him in enough range to land one blinding dart and finish me off.

"Blitzcrank: Oh, let me give you a hand, Teemo"

We were winning already so I laughed so hard that I couldnt get mad at the guy.


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Arathmis

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Senior Member

04-24-2011

"It's Ashe not Ass"


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Magick Wizard

Senior Member

04-24-2011

your mom


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AtomicWaffles

Senior Member

04-24-2011

Karthus : I was just looking bottom you noob brand. ( i killed him)


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Unicorn Giggles1

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Senior Member

04-24-2011

After a Renekton took 5 minutes to load he apologized by saying

"Sorry it took so long, I cracked this game"


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Mrlucky77

Senior Member

04-24-2011

"Tampons has drawn first blood."

My friend's summoner name is Tampons.

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Skytorn

Senior Member

04-24-2011

while escaping WW ult with flag combo..."Sorry baby, the Jarvan express waits for no one"


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ChaiTea888

Senior Member

04-24-2011

-Enemy D/Cs at beginning of game-
Me "All your internet routers are Belong to Me"


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redPANDA

Member

04-24-2011

I admit i've been part of this trend.

Recently I played pantheon and found out their entire team was at baron.
I pinged baron for my team then started channeling my ult

AT the end I shouted in all LIFT OFF and was insta gibbed by baron and their team.


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Tatari

Senior Member

04-24-2011

Takin' on the world

Oh and "they pushed jungle too hard"