Funniest one liners you have heard

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crumpocaIypse

Senior Member

08-23-2011

I'm playing Mordekaiser, and we have a GP and Wukong who slightly fed bot, but thankfully I was a little fed top too. I'm holding mid with our ashe against all 5 of them (the team really wasn't all that good).
Me: **** THIS IM GOING RAMBO!!!!
GP: no don't you'll lose the turret!
*PENTAKILL*
Me: /all IM MORDE *****ES


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Blindsorcerer

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Senior Member

08-23-2011

Jungler dies to blue.

"Oh **** got ganked by blue"


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Ediwir

Wrenchman

08-23-2011

i've had a couple ones :P

me as fed nasus (and i mean, REALLY. i was like 12 kills and oh-my-gawd minions) charging straight into the enemy base with my team behind me. when i'm almost in range for engaging, i press enter for a "/all WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?" and activate ghost+ult.

time two seconds, my whole team (every one) typed "/all WOF WOF!" without even me asking XD i was laughing like mad (and slaughtering a Ryze, btw). didn't expect that.


second one, a Brand who i had the good luck to be in team with, ends up defending mid against 5. while we run towards him to help, 4 enemies charge in.
pillar of flame cleared minions. ult on their melee. conflagration on someone. probably a sear, idk. the entire enemy team is half hp with the tower shooting them.
[all] xxxxx (Brand): GTFO.


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8minute

Senior Member

08-23-2011

Was playing with an AP Yi on our team who got fed really early and got all of his items 30 minutes in. He then says

"IM FULL ITEM. IM SUPER KOREA GOD"


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Xtinct

Senior Member

08-23-2011

"im not an earthquake but i can make your bed rock!"


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Amnesa

Senior Member

08-23-2011

Playing as Orianna, with a fed Nasus. Charge into enemy base and Nasus says "Come at me" whole team focuses him, i shield him while he ults, and then i ult them around him. Whole team dies we win.


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Markador

Member

08-23-2011

Playing with friends and the random player gets himself killed. He goes "i dont afraid." So now we go "I don't afraid, to take a stand." lol


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Korli

Member

08-23-2011

Foreigner: "Are you smile?"

We use it as a replacement for "u mad?"


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CryptRyder

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Senior Member

08-23-2011

Very beginning of a game, someone on my team types out...

"Oh my god this is sooo exiciting...."

To which my buddy replies instantly, "Why? Are you playing naked too?"

Still best thing i ever saw in game


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Vigoor

Senior Member

08-23-2011

after any death, regardless of reason

"i was taking a risk"