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Funniest one liners you have heard

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postyLV

Member

08-10-2011

happens to me all the time... -_-


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Davidoth

Senior Member

08-10-2011

Quote:
muffinstien:
brb, cat's on fire.


dude my friend haidur said that haha


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thefascistpig

Junior Member

08-10-2011

i ended up being able to spam lux's ult at the end of an match and everytime i used this line, TASTE THE RAINBOWWWW =D


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Davidoth

Senior Member

08-10-2011

afk, need to shave dogs eyebrows


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IsilZha

Senior Member

08-10-2011

One of my teammates on top lane had to lane against a Maokai, and about 2 minutes after minions arrive and the fighting begins, suddenly in all chat:

"****it Maokai, attempt to abort your fetuses elsewhere!"

I laughed so hard.


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Sir Grimace

Senior Member

08-10-2011

Playing as Orianna:

You get kills:

"Looks like you dropped the BALL there!"
"How does it feel to get kicked in the BALLS?"
"When I'm done with you, you're going to BALL your eyes out" (intentional miss spelling)
"I've got BALLS of steel!"

If you get killed after pissing them off with above quotes:

"Looks like the BALL is in your court now!"

Good times will be had by all.


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MooKitty

Senior Member

08-10-2011

As Nocturne, I had just ulted into a retreating team and killed someone off. He immediately types:
"REAL EASY WHEN YOU ULT ACROSS THE GOD**** MAP!!"

He was Karthus. My whole team stopped for a good minute while we all died of laughter.


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DankSlurpee

Recruiter

08-10-2011

*team mate gets killed by Morgana mid*
"I HATE YOU YOU STUPID SPACE HOOKER."
Another, I was going to get blue in our jungle only to be jumped by 4 of them
/all "GUYS. I FOUND THEM."


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Burntlettuce

Senior Member

08-10-2011

22 minutes into the game

"Brb moving laptop from bathroom to my room"


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Yuksie214

Member

08-10-2011

best one liner i ever heard was a twisted fate that kept running and dying, we asked what he was doing and he told us "Its okay, Im on my go"