Funniest one liners you have heard

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TheCardPlaya

Senior Member

08-09-2011

Quote:
Originally Posted by joseph moffett View Post
leprechaun veigar skin "Taste the rainbow *****" *scores kill with dark matter*
I do that all the time :P


Once I was laning bot with an Irelia.

I tell her. Whenever You see a rainbow just be ready to kill someone.
I use dark matter 6 times in the first 10 mins. We split the kills 4-2.


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Envy Sinn

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Senior Member

08-09-2011

Mord ez #1 huehuehue
http://www.infinitelooper.com/?v=2YreQiDWySQ


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Xman Gambeezy

Junior Member

08-09-2011

Every time my friend plays Cho.

Chasing an Ashe he says on Skype
Him: Keep chasing I just knocked her up
Me: and you didn't even take her to dinner first.


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F33D M3 PL0X

Senior Member

08-09-2011

I'm playing as jax, and I'm the best one on the team. All of the sudden, my computer freezes up, and i have to restart it.
By the time I get back, the enemy team is at our nexus.
I type in all chat: SURPRISE, IM BACK! And proceed to win the game.
True story.


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Chbs

Junior Member

08-09-2011

nid 1v1 anivia.

anivia: p ussy
nid: chicken


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iTzCoconutHead

Member

08-09-2011

Meet a girl.
Tell her my ELO.

Owait..


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Minorou

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08-09-2011

You know what happens when Shen and Annie lane together?

Shenanniegans.


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postyLV

Member

08-10-2011

brazil number 1 huehuehue


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ColeWinters

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Senior Member

08-10-2011

WW to enemy Ashe:

-Love your Skin, I'm gonna run my paws all over it.

Ashe back to WW:

-Keep your Filthy Paws off my Silky Draws.

I loled a bit


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FlyingZergling

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08-10-2011

I had an Ashe at bot fire an arrow towards mid. They must have seen this happening, because as the arrow comes in it misses by a wide margin and in all chat we get this:

"Nice shot, Ashe."

About 3 seconds pass, and the aforementioned arrow actually hits the guy at top lane and results in a joint kill, to which Ashe without missing a beat replies:

"Thanks!"