Funniest one liners you have heard

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DeaTH RiDeR 52

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08-09-2011

i dived a guy through 2 turrets and died then he said "GREED IS DEATH" the kill was worth it.


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nubblez

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08-09-2011

Zilean after the whole team got aced: "Sorry guys, I tried to ult you. But you all died" (Keep in mind he didn't even ult himself)


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Izzumz

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08-09-2011

Quote:
Originally Posted by Muffinstien View Post
Brb, cat's on fire.
Pretty sure I said this once, and it was true. My cat has a perplexing interest with candles.


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pwntifex maximus

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08-09-2011

Zilean has a 36 inch clock.


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SpiralDimentia

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08-09-2011

I love this thread SO MUCH.


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bluefire40

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08-09-2011

I'm solo top as Urgot.
"You sure you can handle the 2v1?"
"Yeah. Urgot this."


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Resonancy

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08-09-2011

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I'm solo top as Urgot.
"You sure you can handle the 2v1?"
"Yeah. Urgot this."
Hell yeah.


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lordofthepit

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08-09-2011

i was on the phone sorry for feeding.


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Kickrock

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08-09-2011

Why don't we go back to my place and play Lion Tamer. You be the lion and I'll put my head in your mouth.

Oh wait, in game?

Cho'Gath went to "knock up / eat out" an Ashe. She had banshee's veil. After this combo failed you hear (read) Cho'Gath say "**** baby, you got protection?"


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DaggMan10

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08-09-2011

User: Sona.

Cleverbot: She is an awesome support champion in League of legends.

User: Sona.

Cleverbot: Sona is Mordekaiser's girlfriend.



OH LAWD

SONAKAISER ES #1 AND #2 HUEHUEHUE