Funniest one liners you have heard

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Baseraper

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08-09-2011

Them: "Get off my nuts GP"

Me: "I'll stop stabbing if you'll stop screaming!"


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Lee Sin or AFK

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08-09-2011

We had this guy once who constantly trolled on the opposite team because they dominated the early game phase. Well, after an hour we managed to turn the game and win. We laughed at him. All he said was:

"DIICKS, PARENTS, EVERYWHERE. HAHAHAHA"

It made no sense it was so funny


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TakumiAkiyama

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08-09-2011

once i heard a full built ryze say:
"IM OOM!"

or playing as vayne:

"if you want me to stop hitting you, die sooner"

or as annie:

"I can has penta?"

I GOT MAH PENTA


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Highstorm

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08-09-2011

Our particularly low-health Leona lingered at the enemy mid turret while we were pushing, drawing their Nidalee out and getting us the kill.

"Woo! I am a master baiter!"

She lived, but I died laughing


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Rasako

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08-09-2011

trynd on trynd action on top lane, enemy has the highland skin and I in the classic skin, shouting, "THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE HIGHLANDER!" I then proceeded to give first blood and spout "And that one is you ._."


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Baseraper

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08-09-2011

One of the guys on the other team said something along the lines of "man you guys are raping us my team is terrible"

Team mate: "Its not rape, its surprise ***!"


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Katana

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08-09-2011

They call me Singed because I got singed from the friction of raping so much.


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Bluedrago505

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08-09-2011

Their Yi took FOREVER to load, so what happens is

Me: "So, Yi what kind of toaster are you playing LoL on?"
Yi: "A ****ty one right now, I'm upgrading to the Toast-O-Matic 5000 next week, it comes preinstalled with Windows Me!"

I missed the first minion wave I was laughing so hard.


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powahless

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08-09-2011

brb grandmas on fire


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TheRealSogen

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