Funniest one liners you have heard

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D2daM

Senior Member

08-08-2011

'let's do baron'
'it's gonna be hard'
'THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!!!!!1111!!!'


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Genose

Senior Member

08-08-2011

"So [team member 1], [team member 2], [team member3], and [team member 4] all walk into a bar, but there is only one stool to sit on. They then thought of turning the stool upside down and lived happily ever after."


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Kuroi kiri

Senior Member

08-09-2011

125 pages.... wow bump


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Backyard Mime

Senior Member

08-09-2011

Playing Anivia and killed my lane opponent 4 times in a row:
"Best put him up in a tree, cuz he a bird feeder!"


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xXAznXBluntzX420

Senior Member

08-09-2011

I was in a solo ranked champion select, the team leader was asking what we wanted to ban.
Some random guy with a name in all caps starts saying "BAN THE MISTER YI HE HAS MANY DAMAGES" after our team leader didn't ban master yi, one of the enemies takes master yi, then he says "GG MEN THEY HAV MISTER YI, NOW WE LOSE TO HIS POWER" He then dodged.


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Tookinator

Member

08-09-2011

Everyone was together about to go for a gank and suddenly I realized they were going to gank us. After I said back to another teammate, and half of us had already died or in the were in the midst of dieing, He replied: "Let's make like a bloody tampon, And get out of this hole". LOL


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Goth Skunk

Senior Member

08-09-2011

Stop! Heimer time!


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7alon

Senior Member

08-09-2011

"I'm jungle soraka, es good ganks" - Brazilian on my team during picks for solo queue.

I love elo hell -_-'


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Calavoow

Member

08-09-2011

Me @nasus (farming): QQ more!


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NotKainan

Senior Member

08-09-2011

"This guy can't land a skillshot for his life. I think I have Michael J Fox on my team"