Funniest one liners you have heard

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the gayest

Senior Member

08-06-2011

Playing Morde for the first time, then get a 3v1 triple under their tower. Random on our team goes..

'I guess he really es #1.. hpuehpuehpuehpuehpue'


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Hydrochoerus

Senior Member

08-07-2011

after chasing the tank in a teamfight. "it doesnt matter who we focus "


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HakAttack

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Senior Member

08-07-2011

bump for great justice


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FalseAscension

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Senior Member

08-07-2011

Don't call me lucky


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TemptingPanties

Member

08-07-2011

"dude ur bad" - teammate

"Shut up and play." - me


YOU HAVE BEEN SLAIN!




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DocJoze

Senior Member

08-08-2011

Renekton in bushes (me): /dance
Jax (teammate): I get hard when i see a dancing croc.

We gave first blood beacuse i was too busy laughing.


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Zelmer

Junior Member

08-08-2011

We all were at mid getting ready for team fight. Kennen run at them with E and stopped. He died. After battle he said:
"My FU****NG Rabbit ATE mouse Cable, **** it"


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ZapMyHeart

Senior Member

08-08-2011

Orianna (me): Mwee :3
Nasus (teammate): Woof woof
Nasus (teammate): Dog likes to follow the ball


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Orikas

Junior Member

08-08-2011

Me as Olaf going for annie in every team fight

annie: WHY THE **** OLAF?!?!?
me : mmmm i like my women how i like my whisky, 12 years old
annie: Reported.


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Hellomoonkay

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08-08-2011

It was when I was a low summoner level, so most people I played against hadn't seen all of the heroes yet, so when I go into a match as Gragas this is the first thing that comes onto chat;
"HOLY **** THAT IS ONE FAT ****ING DWARF"