Funniest one liners you have heard

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xAzNxRicEx

Senior Member

04-23-2011

Ace dat n***a

I main Cait and I end up saying that when I get a kill with her ult


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PNgo

Senior Member

04-23-2011

In game with a LeBlanc with 1000 > HP;

"Leblanc, you are as squishy as your mom's ****."


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xAzNxRicEx

Senior Member

04-23-2011

Me and an an somone on the other team were both playing Cait
1v1 in the middle lane
we both get into an inch to dying
we both flee towards our respectable bases
Enemy playing Cait suddenly dies
Me "Fell into one of my trap?"
Enemy Cait "yep"
Me "Lol"


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Cha0shift

Senior Member

04-23-2011

We had a Yi that wasnt doing very well...

Someone told him to disinstall the game and stop insiding.

Took me about 10 minutes to stop laughing.


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somewhere

Senior Member

04-23-2011

shaco ganks me with no damage items so i turn around and kill him as sivir.

"sorry, im not afraid of clowns."

me and some friends are doing troll builds and i take all 3 dorans items.

"I am doran! master of medicore items!"

"**** it, if only i made some boots"

inb4: dorans boots.

(these are all i remember atm)
Edit: oh i use to like saying "rest in pieces" after a kill but thats from duke nukem.


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Preference One

Senior Member

04-23-2011

After someone takes 5 minutes to load the game (which seems like every gd time now)

What kind of chip you got in that thing? A Dorito?


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CrazeeWyd

Member

04-23-2011

Quote:
Originally Posted by sleepyj101 View Post
During malz ult: BBLLLLAERRRRGGGG!!!!!!!!!
I used to always do that, but its more like Vlwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh!!!!!


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IIII Suds IIII

Member

04-23-2011

After a 4 minute load:

Me: "You running off a tape drive?"

Them: "Sorry guys, I'm uploading a project for school."


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MedicalFrontier

Senior Member

04-23-2011

last night;

I pick Kennen, some foreigner picks Swain


Ego Ignaxio: I am going to go middle
Swain: I am know more than you can possbel konw.
Swain: I say it good???

summoner 5 queuedodged, I still wonder what he was getting at.


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Trazier

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04-23-2011

Quote:
Originally Posted by Shasyr View Post
Edit: Seriously, they censor the word coo.n? As far as I know, that's an abbreviation for a raccoon >.>
Spook is another word for ghost, and cracker is what you call saltines. All 3 of these have racist overtures though thanks to slang, but i guess only yours gets censored. Honestly though, the censored thing is stupid. You decide to say 'c rap' since 'sh--' is a worse word... and both are asterixed, so even if you DID say the first one, it looks like you said the second one, genius, eh?


Can't say r-tard because... I dunno, it offends sarah palin?

But man, you can put anything you want in your SUMMONER name, no censorship there!!! Example provided: I have nothing against this person, hell, one of the best olafs i've played with. Maybe I could get him free RP if they change his name or something, because i heard they offer that as compensation.