Funniest one liners you have heard

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Verarticus

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06-27-2011

we had an Udyr jungling and at the start of the match(he had whatever the lion looking skin was)
Udyr "hay can you give me a leash?"
me "Sure, but I'm not gonna house train ya."

also(2 mins late)
someone else"OH! I get it now."


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UnderAchiever

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06-27-2011

someone called me a cactus... was wierd...


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wadafa

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06-27-2011

*blitz grabs me*
"well it looks like you,
**glasses**
grabbed my attention"
YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


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All Wheel Drive

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06-27-2011

Way back when Trundle came out:

I get lucky and 6 - 0 after 15 minutes, so I start trolling at them, hence the champ pick.

After a while, we finally get to their nexus, and the other team says. "STUPID IDIOT TEAM NO FOCUS BECAUSE THIS GUY TROLL SO MUCH, WHY MAKE TROLL CHAMP NOW EVERYONE TROLL WITH HIM AND WIN!!!


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crazysquirell

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06-27-2011

what the balls?


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EpicFrogNinja

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06-27-2011

We were playing against annie, and...

Annie: Go Tibbers!!!
EpicFrogNinja has been slain
Me: Cho, next time you see Tibbers EAT HIM
Teamate: ok, I did
Annie: You monster!!!
EpicFrogNinja: nomnomnom


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Revive Is OP

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06-27-2011

Quote:
Originally Posted by The Sperglord View Post
From a Cottontail Teemo:

"You guys are doing well on the Easter Egg hunt"
*suffocates*

Quote:
Originally Posted by Myrkr Lokidottir View Post
Our Jax gets into our enemy's base. Their Rammus has the King Rammus skin, and their Evelynn had the Tango Evelynn skin. Jax kills Rammus, and goes towards their nexus where the two nexus towers are still. Evelynn's standing between them, and she goes,

"Thank you, Mario, but our Princess is in another castle."

He goes, "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO" and runs at the nexus towers, proceeding to die by them.


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Discount Legend

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06-27-2011

Quote:
Originally Posted by Teldara View Post
Hold on guys. I have to AFK. My cat jumped into my hot oven.
The hell was your oven doing open?

Next thread, "Dumbest one liners you have heard"

This will be the first in it.


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Oathkeeper91

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06-27-2011

Rammus!! why so horny??!


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Oathkeeper91

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06-27-2011

Quote:
Originally Posted by Revive Is OP View Post
*suffocates*


so much win..... so so much....