Crittlesticks: A guide to Crit Fiddlesticks

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Peter Pounce

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03-27-2011

Hi, I'm Peter Pounce.

This guide is very simple. MAKE YOUR OPPONENTS FEAR YOU.

Imagine yourself in a teamfight that's just starting. People are starting to use their CCs, and bodies start hitting the floor. What do you do? POP YOUR ULT AND FEAR A SQUISHY. They will run? Then what do you do? CRIT THEM UNTIL THEY ALL DIE OR RUN AWAY.

Summoner spells: Ghost so you can catch up to them, and flash you you can catch up to them even better while they are running in fear of CRITTLESTICKS.

Skillpath: MAX FEAR to make them even more afraid. Drain and crowstorm? Crowstorm is good for silencing the opposing MAGIC USERS, so they cannot escape from your CRITS. Get an early level of DRAIN so you can STAY IN BATTLE longer, giving you more money, therefore giving you the ability to CRIT HARDER. Always level ult whenever possible because it makes the opposing team TERRIFIED.

Build:
start with brawlers gloves for some crit chance. THEN GO STRAIGHT FOR INFINITY'S EDGE. Since you will be trying to make your crits as damaging as possible, this is a must. Then get 4 cloaks to MAKE SURE YOU CRIT. Boots yet? Naw! Get a phantom dancer so you can HIT CRITS FASTER. Then get boots of speed and a STATIKK SHIV for 100% CRIT. Finally, finish with boots of SPEED so you can RUN FAST so you can catch up to squishies and CRIT them.

Runes: All crit. you should have a 18% crit rune page.

Masteries: 30/0/0. You cannot COMPRIMISE on this, you need as much DAMAGE as possible. The DEFENSE tree is for WUSSES, and the UTILITY tree is for MAGES and SQUISHY WUSSES.
REFERENCE

Tactics: In lane phase, LAST HIT so you can get good ITEMS. If they try to harass, harness the power of your 22% STARTING CRIT (18% from runes, 4% from Brawlers) and CRIT them so they are afraid. It is a good idea to get an early point in DRAIN and CROWSTORM so they are EVEN MORE TERRIFIED of you. You should DOMINATE your lane, with your enemies RUNNING IN FEAR.

Teamfights: POP YOUR ULT and CRIT SQUISHIES. If you become LOW ON HEALTH, DRAIN an enemy to get back HEALTH, and as soon as the other team is ACED due to you critting SQUISHIES, go back to base and buy a GIANTS BELT. If you do not become low on health while ACING the enemy team, farm minions while your team is pushing, as you cannot crit TOWERS. If you gain a large amount of MONEY from farming, and you already are at full build, get more TIAMATS so you can farm more EFFICIENTLY.

Jungling: You should always start out at RED with DRAIN, but still with BRAWLERS GLOVES and HEALTH POTS. A point in drain is MUST so that red can be gotten FAST and EFFICIENTLY. If you play League of Legends mostly for AMUSEMENT, a first point in FEAR is also viable, as a large powerful monster afraid of a level one champion should make you CHUCKLE. As soon as you hit level 2, go to GOLEMS and DRAIN the golem and FEAR them. Then, unlike other guides, I give you FREE CHOICE to do WHATEVER you want in the jungle until LEVEL 12. Then, come out of the jungle and GANK whatever lane is being pushed the most. Gank by POPPING YOUR ULT, then FEARING THEM. If they run away like WUSSES, use GHOST and catch up, and CRIT them to death. Go back to the jungle and keep jungling until level 18. Then GANK AGAIN, this time you should be at around 6k GOLD as you have killed a large amount of WILDLIFE. Don't push towers, as you cannot CRIT them. Focus on CRITTING things that can be CRITTED.

ALTERNATE BUILDS:
zealsticks:
Another effective way to get CRIT is going 6 ZEALS. this allows you to become a machine gun of DEATH, since you will be hitting crits FAST, causing LARGE RED NUMBERS to appear over their heads at a FASTER RATE. If the game lasts LONGER, sell zeals and get more TIAMATS.

deceptionsticks:
get a DORANS RING at the beginning, as your opponent will be TRICKED into thinking you are a MAGE. You therefore have an element of SUPRISE.

inceptionsticks:
your goal with this build is to get your enemy into a DREAMLIKE STATE. This is accomplished by moving back and forth in lane in a RYTHMIC PATTERN. This will cause your enemy to become BORED and TIRED, at which point you can crit them to DEATH.

feddlesticks:
same build, but this time with the ASSUMPTION that you will be FED. build ALL 3 SNOWBALL ITEMS as soon as POSSIBLE.

brittlesticks:
no SURVIVABILITY items ALLOWED, only build DAMAGE.

tittlesticks:
only attack FEMALE CHAMPIONS.

littlesticks:
only attack YORDLES.

peanutbrittlesticks:
eat CANDY with ONE HAND while PLAYING.

clittlesticks:
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

crittlebricks:
Play while BUILDING A HOUSE.

crittleticks:
Play while ELIMINATING PESTS.




So what are you waiting for? Go out and try CRITTLESTICKS!

MOBAFIRE REFERENCE : http://www.mobafire.com/league-of-le...esticks-144694

testimonial SCREENSHOTS:

http://img835.imageshack.us/img835/2221/16504396.jpg
http://i1039.photobucket.com/albums/...ttlesticks.png
http://i362.photobucket.com/albums/o...lesticks-1.png
http://i1237.photobucket.com/albums/...lesticks-1.jpg
http://i43.tinypic.com/bgbu49.jpg
http://s1.postimage.org/ci2ymel5r/Sc...3_16_52_PM.png
EDIT 4/3/11: Video tutorial is coming SOON.
EDIT 5/6/11: Added MASTERIES and ALTERNATE BUILDS.
EDIT 6/8/11: Bought VIDEO EDITING SOFTWARE.
EDIT 6/23/11: almost FINISHED with CRITTLESTICKS.\
EDIT 6/27/11: will FINISH when parents leave HOUSE allowing me to record SOUND.
EDIT 8/3/11: CRITTLESTICKS VIDEO! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1Gov7bbW-o
EDIT 10/9/11 LEAGUECRAFT guide coming SOON.
EDIT 11/21/11 UPDATED with NEW MASTERIES.
EDIT 1/02/12 working on BETTER VIDEO.
EDIT 2/02/12 added NEW ALTERNATIVE BUILDS.
EDIT 2/11/12 added Urgleschnaaps MOBAFIRE GUIDE.
EDIT 3/25/12 front page of /r/LEAGUEOFLEGENDS.
http://www.reddit.com/r/leagueoflege...them_to_death/
EDIT 1/31/13 added MORE TESTIMONIALS.
EDIT 7/19/13 SEASON 3 UPDATE.


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GarnetJewel

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03-27-2011

just tried this build.
I 3 shot morde
works well


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ldfhndfjkndh

Senior Member

03-27-2011

The time and energy you spent on typing this post combined with the fact that it's so painfully obvious that you're trolling just makes me feel sorry for you.

Then again, you could just be dumb.

I can never tell, these days.


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Zizheng

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03-27-2011

^ Like.


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Peter Pounce

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03-27-2011

Quote:
Originally Posted by ldfhndfjkndh View Post
The time and energy you spent on typing this post combined with the fact that it's so painfully obvious that you're trolling just makes me feel sorry for you.

Then again, you could just be dumb.

I can never tell, these days.
lol I spent 5 min but dude it actually works. You crit so much the enemy team is like WTF ARE ALL THESE BIG RED NUMBERS OVER MY HEAD. And then they realize it's all coming from a fiddlesticks. They will realize the pun and roll over laughing, Stunning them in real life for around 5 seconds.


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Sykil

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03-27-2011

Upvoted for great justice.


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Jebbou

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03-27-2011

People would have actually noticed earlier, at the time when they killed you for the fifth time and checked your gear to see how you could be so bad. At least, you will make them chuckle for about 5 seconds, until they pity your own team for getting you. And if they have not noticed by that point, well, your own team will spoil the pun by whining how such a noob got in their team, because they will also check your gear even earlier, that is, when you first purchased your brawler knuckles.

EDIT: This thread is lame. Stop answering and keeping it alive. Let it die.


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Withwerain

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03-27-2011

i love this post. ) going to try it right mutha freacken now.


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Stinglock

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03-27-2011

I like my dps annie more than crittlesticks, it doesn't sound as cool though.


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Peter Pounce

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03-28-2011

Quote:
Originally Posted by Jebbou View Post
People would have actually noticed earlier, at the time when they killed you for the fifth time and checked your gear to see how you could be so bad. At least, you will make them chuckle for about 5 seconds, until they pity your own team for getting you. And if they have not noticed by that point, well, your own team will spoil the pun by whining how such a noob got in their team, because they will also check your gear even earlier, that is, when you first purchased your brawler knuckles.
are you kidding me? Look at the earlier TESTIMONIALS. They CLEARLY SHOW that CRITTLESTICKS is viable, as he 3 hit a TANKY DPS.


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