If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.
Man, talk about horrible pick up lines.
I'm sure you're beating the hordes of women off with a stick, OP.
You have no idea how many times that has worked for me in the past. It's right along the lines of "Do you have a band-aid? I scraped my knee falling for you."
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