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Clay Matthews

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Poeta Somnium

Senior Member

09-28-2014

Let's discuss Clay Matthews.

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Clay Matthews is not attractive. End of discussion.

If you're going to get moist over a football player, why not Matt Prater or somebody? Matt Prater is kinda cute. Or even Luke Willson. Martin freaking Gramatica is better-looking than Clay Matthews. Gee willikers, Batman.


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Ask Luxanna

Senior Member

09-28-2014

Why is a lesbian directing who female heterosexuals find sexually appealing?


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Poeta Somnium

Senior Member

09-28-2014

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Ask Luxanna:
Why is a lesbian directing who female heterosexuals find sexually appealing?


Because the female who finds Clay Matthews sexually appealing is mine. Clay Matthews needs to stop seducing her every time he plays. She's spoken for.

It's time to settle this. I hereby challenge Clay Matthews to hand-to-hand combat. To the death. I shall trounce this ugly fop in a bout of fisticuffs and defend my lady's honour!


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hex ghost

Senior Member

09-28-2014

I have no idea who any of those men are.


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Bicepitis

Senior Member

09-28-2014

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hex ghost:
I have no idea who any of those men are.


One (Clay Matthews) is a football player. The others are not (they're kickers).

One (Clay Matthews) is rich. The others are not (they're kickers).

One (clay Matthews) people care about. The others no one cares about (they're kickers).


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Notalent

Senior Member

09-28-2014

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Bicepitis:
One (Clay Matthews) is a football player. The others are not (they're kickers).

One (Clay Matthews) is rich. The others are not (they're kickers).

One (clay Matthews) people care about. The others no one cares about (they're kickers).

To be fair, yes they are Rich. Gramatica made something like 10 mil over his career. Prater's current contract is for 13 mil. Honestly best job in the world right now might be kicker, never get hurt or hit, practice 3 days a week and play 10ish plays a game, make 20 mil over 10 year career.


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Bicepitis

Senior Member

09-28-2014

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Notalent:
To be fair, yes they are Rich. Gramatica made something like 10 mil over his career. Prater's current contract is for 13 mil. Honestly best job in the world right now might be kicker, never get hurt or hit, practice 3 days a week and play 10ish plays a game, make 20 mil over 10 year career.


I'd rather play two seasons making Clay Matthews money and get injured.

Clay Matthews would probably throw up if he saw Poeta's wife. Grammatica would probably hump her as that's his level.

Clay Matthews probably doesn't even know where Washington is. Grammatica probably lives there.


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Jesus thy Lord

Senior Member

09-28-2014

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Ask Luxanna:
Why is a lesbian directing who female heterosexuals find sexually appealing?


Checkmate, lesbians.

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Because the female who finds Clay Matthews sexually appealing is mine.


Threesome?


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Bicepitis

Senior Member

09-28-2014

You should have a threesome with them and stick a baby in Poeta then give me the baby to see if I can turn complete shit in to gold.


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Colonel J

Senior Member

09-28-2014

Kohana went to school with them I think.


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