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The Story of Jax

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Irizai

Senior Member

02-18-2011

I hunger for more.


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plmkonist

Senior Member

02-18-2011

come on you started this now we want more D:


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ProtossZeratul

Senior Member

02-20-2011

hurry up....


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Ja1me

Member

02-21-2011

oh continue!


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Wrenchman Golin

Senior Wrenchmen

02-22-2011

Three days pass since the pillaging of Wuah-Ma's cottage. Six Noxian mercenaries start setting up a base of operations to strike from while their commander and six others scout around looking for easy targets to hit.

Three of the mercenaries work on building a tent for their commander. The other three start on working on smaller tarp shelters for themselves.

Erderius--a dark-skinned mercenary in full leather armor--says to his comrade, "Nature calls."

"Go ahead," replies, Homer--a light-skinned mercenary with plated armor and a spear fastened onto his back by a leather belt.

Erderius begins to leave the temporary base until Homer say, "Grab your staff."

"You think I need it?" asks Erderius.

"The Ionians are weak, but if you were to meet anyone like that old hag, you'll want a weapon by your side," says Homer.

Erderius grabs his bo staff and hurries into the forest out-of-sight from his allies. He finds a large Ionian Oak Tree with sturdy light brown bark and beautiful green leaves. He relieves himself and sees the steam begin to lift off where he's doing his business.

"**** this Ionian weather..." says Erderius to himself, "For a bunch of weak people they sure know how to ignore the cold."

As Erderius prepares to go back to the base, he realizes that there is more steam lifting off, but it is not from the tree. He turns around, but there is no sign of anyone around him. He grabs his bo staff and starts spinning it frantically like a blow fish trying to make itself look bigger. After several minutes, he is satisfied that the chilly weather and the forest is playing tricks on his mind; he starts walking back to the campsite.

"Man, that felt good," Erderius declares as he gets back to the base of operations.

"Yeah, yeah," says Stubbo--a large bald headed man with hard leather armor on--"Get back to work."

"Who is that?" asks Homer.

"Who is what?" asks Erderius. He turns around and sees Jong Xuan with his straw rice hat and yellow and blue tunic.

"You idiot!" exclaims Homer.

"You brought him here, you clean it up," says Stubbo as he continues working on tarp shelters. The mercenaries are so sure that Ionians are such pushovers that they simply go on with their work as Erderius goes to clean up his mess.

"Gladly," says Erderius as he starts waving his bo staff trying to intimidate Jong Xuan, "This is not your day."

Jong Xuan raises his head just enough to expose the lower half of his face; a sinister smile.

[To Be Continued - Studying for a Chemistry Exam]


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Ja1me

Member

02-22-2011

lol your in the wrong department btw...


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Bloodredice

Member

02-24-2011

Quote:
Ja1me:
lol your in the wrong department btw...


No kidding what an amazing lore writer.


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QCbob

Member

02-24-2011

This is really great. Please do more once you're finished with your exams.


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Wrenchman Golin

Senior Wrenchmen

02-24-2011

The yellow-clad Jong Xuan waves in with his right hand. He motions with his three fingers luring in Erderius; taunting him.

The dark-skinned Noxian happily takes the bait and rushes in with his bo staff. He quickly swings the wooden staff at Jong Xuan.

Something immediately clicked in the Ionian's head. His years of studies of various weapon's manuals and fighting styles at the Ionian Temple reemerged in his mind. He dodges the first blow.

Erderius pulls back the staff and goes in low trying to sweep the Ionian's legs. Jong Xuan jumps over it and quickly rushes to the dark-skinned mercenary knowing that he's now eliminated the staff-user's range advantage.

The dark-skinned mercenary quickly pulls back for another swing, but Jong Xuan's powerful hands grasps the bo staff before he's able to swing it again.

"You're mine!" Jong Xuan exclaims as he slams his stone-like head into the nose of the Noxian leaving a stain of blood on his rice hat. The blow causes Erderius' face to whip back.

This catches Homer and Stubbo's attention.

"You're not looking so hot buddy," says Stubbo as he leans the handle of his partially planted axe.

Erderius flicks his head forward to recover, but Jong Xuan pushes his three-fingered palm into his chest sending him into the ground; a bunch of dirt is picked up into the air from the force of the fall.

"Whoa, whoa," says Homer as he rushes to Erderius' side through the debris, "Are you okay?"

The dark-skinned mercenary tries to speak, but starts coughing up blood.

As the debris settles back down into the ground, a foot in sandal kicks up Erderius' bo staff into Jong Xuan's reach.

He holds the staff up with the lower part of it propped against the back of his thigh and begins to taunt Homer with his left hand. He curls his "index" finger in a motion asking for his next opponent to come after him.

"You're done," Homer declares as he releases the leather belt holding his spear.

The light-skinned man in plated armor darts forward and thrusts his might spear at Jong Xuan. The Ionian deflects the spear with his newly-acquired bo staff.

The two start trading blows back and forth; like a dance, the two take turns going on the offensive. Homer uses the blunt end of the spear flick upwards at the Ionian's right thigh. The yellow-clad young man torques his body back to the right to evade the blow and sees Homer swinging down the spear-end of the spear down at him. He quickly meets his staff against's the mercenary's spear and leads the spearhead away from his body.

Jong Xuan spins his body around Homer's and connects a blow to his lower back. Before Homer could react to the blow, Jong Xuan executes a three-hit combo against Homer's butt, thigh, and ankle; the four successive hits manages to knock the light-skinned man into the ground.

Stubbo looks on and says to himself, "This might be interesting." He picks up his axe from the ground and props it against his right shoulder. The remaining three mercenaries everything they're doing and watches the duel.

The yellow-clad Ionian swings down his bo staff, but Homer manages to push his spear up horizontally. The two weapons make contact and the bo staff breaks in half at the point of contact. Jong Xuan quickly grabs Homer's spear and tries to wrestle it away from him. Homer uses' his opponent large body to lift himself up and continues to wrestle his weapon back into his possession.

Jong Xuan delivers a swift kick to Homer's midsection and snatches away the spear. Homer stumbles backwards until he hits a tree.

"Ugh," he cries a little.

"This is it," Jong Xuan declares as he thrusts the spear at Homer's chest.

Homer smiles and starts to laugh under his breath; between Homer's two hands and his plated armor, the spear has been completely stopped at his chest. More importantly, he sees Stubbo charging in behind Jong Xuan with his large axe raised into the air as the Ionian tries in vain to push the spear.

[To Be Continued - Doing Rounds in Help & Support Forum]


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AlejoTheBear

Senior Member

02-26-2011

more please?