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TehVoidoo

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05-16-2014

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ID:	966870 Alright guys, Wreckz says that Braum is finally finished. He's ready to be launched on the next patch.

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ID:	966873 That's great news Meddler! And Brackhar, how's the progress on fixing the drophack abuse?

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ID:	966872 I'm working on it. Me and the team should be able to patch it up by next week.

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ID:	966872 Though having more resources and a bigger tech crew would really speed things up-

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ID:	966872 N-Nevermind.. Forgot what I said..

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ID:	966870 Sorry Brackhar, we're just on a tight budget right now.

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ID:	966870 Tryndamere decided to increase the budget on the E-sports department.. Again... *sigh*

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ID:	966873 You don't seem too happy about that Meddler. Why, do you disagree?

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ID:	966870 No, it's just.. Balance updates and champion releases have slowed down to the point where the game's becoming stale. It's already halfway through the year and we've only been able to release two champions...

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ID:	966870 R-Redbeard? What are you doing here?

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Size:  22.6 KB Are you saying that League isn't an actual sport? Because it is. The evidence is there, we've even had the US government-

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ID:	966870 Yes, yes, I get it. But isn't there something wrong when we're focusing more on E-sports than the actual game itself?

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ID:	966873 I don't see the problem. If anything, you seem to be what's wrong here, Meddler.

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ID:	966870 H-Hey!

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ID:	966873 No problem. Is there anything else?

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ID:	966870 ...What.

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ID:	966873 BEST. IDEA. EVER.

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ID:	966872 What? But we're working on how to stop the drophacks!

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ID:	966873 Hey Brackhar. Want to hear about the lore department?

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ID:	966872 I'll get onto it right away...

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EDIT: https://twitter.com/Brackhar/status/467457781067313152

You will be missed Brackhar.


EDIT #2:
You know, when I saw that reds had posted here, I expected some sort of explanation for the glaring problems in this game.
Instead, we have Rioters laughing at the criticisms of their own company. Guess I shouldn't have gotten my hopes up.


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DomainSpecific

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05-16-2014

:')
+1


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Hetchy

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05-16-2014

Redbeard's ****ing hot.


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Azure Sotu

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05-16-2014

10/10


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Splendid Cake

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05-16-2014

Probably true.


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TehVoidoo

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05-16-2014

bump


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Feed Zac Candy

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05-16-2014

I hate LCS.


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TehVoidoo

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05-16-2014

bump


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LeveI5syndrome

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05-16-2014

Just need to add redbeard demanding lyte to ban a bunch of people so they have more time to watch e-sports.


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Dryad Soraka

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05-16-2014

Wow this is like 200% accurate


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