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999 Normal wins. Seeking Riot employee with whom to play 1000th!

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Poiseidon

Senior Member

05-13-2014

I feel as though Riot seriously needs to at least respond to this post. This by far is the best forum post I have read in a long time.


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ScreamPaste

Senior Member

05-13-2014

Does Riot wish to know my favourite actor?

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ScreamPaste

Senior Member

05-13-2014

I present you:
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The bacon man! A wondrous individual composed almost entirely of delicious smoked pork meat. And also tooth picks.

Where are his hands, you ask?

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He lost them in Nom.


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armaanaki

Senior Member

05-13-2014

Milkmaniac. My friend who played with me on my 1000th win. I summon you!


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ScreamPaste

Senior Member

05-13-2014

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh BaconHawk Riot'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Iron Stylus Riot'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Wist Riot'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Meddler Riot'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!

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Argenduras

Senior Member

05-13-2014

How did this thread which began with a pled for riot employee's attention turn into a buffet of bacon sandwiches?!?! i need answers GD


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ScreamPaste

Senior Member

05-13-2014

Quote:
Argenduras:
How did this thread which began with a pled for riot employee's attention turn into a buffet of bacon sandwiches?!?! i need answers GD


Is life not just one continuous strip of bacon? Trapped between the toasted breads of life and death? With the delicious, juicy bits of smoked pork meat that make it all worth while hidden between the burnt edges and unnecessary condiments that are rejection, defeat, and failure?


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Senpai OatmeaL

Member

05-13-2014

this is actually hilarious. thx for the bump ^_^ heres one back


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Get Dunked Upon

Senior Member

05-13-2014

Bump for justice.
Bump for bacon.
Bump for Jesus.
Bumping for a rioter.


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ScreamPaste

Senior Member