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999 Normal wins. Seeking Riot employee with whom to play 1000th!

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ScreamPaste

Senior Member

05-12-2014

Dear sirs and madams.

After years of on and off play, I have at last accrued almost a gross of victories. I wish to share my millenial with an employee of the company which produces this most addictive of recreational pass times.

Beardedly yours,

Summoner Paste.

This is still a thing that happens, right?


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Legal Loli

Member

05-12-2014

up we go


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ScreamPaste

Senior Member

05-12-2014

GD is quick tonight.


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ScreamPaste

Senior Member

05-12-2014

Alas, you have forced my hand, Riot. If you will not step willingly into this trap, I will add... bait.
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BEHOLD. A bacon sandwich. IRRESISTIBLE TO THE RIOT EMPLOYEE!

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ScreamPaste

Senior Member

05-12-2014

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Let the baconing continue. I will continue to post bacon sandwiches until my efforts are acknowledged!

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ScreamPaste

Senior Member

05-12-2014

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Perhaps previous entries lacked the necessary bacon:bread ratio to truly draw the attention I seek.

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Tarkonian

Member

05-12-2014

Quote:
ScreamPaste:
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Perhaps previous entries lacked the necessary bacon:bread ratio to truly draw the attention I seek.


He's breaking out the bacon, this summoner is serious.


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ScreamPaste

Senior Member

05-12-2014

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Tarkonian:
He's breaking out the bacon, this summoner is serious.

Entirely so, good sir. I will barrage the forums with fusillades of smoky deliciousness. I will fire a ten sandwich baconade. I will draw battle lines with bacon grease. Do not underestimate the things I will do in the name of meat and also video gaming.

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BEHOLD!

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Kamarad

Senior Member

05-12-2014

Shiit just got real.


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ScreamPaste

Senior Member

05-12-2014

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I know no bounds, I will not be stopped. I cannot be bought, bullied, reasoned, nor bargained with.

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