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0 RP AND IP. Riot has been beaten!

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Not Smurf No Sir

Senior Member

05-13-2014

Shots fired shots fired everybody get down


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Riot Baconhawk

QA Analyst

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05-13-2014

I come to defend my liege, the mighty Ames.

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caws mightily, the mountains echoing with the sound of it
ruffles feathers, puffs up and looks huge and majestic
bacon sizzles loudly
the battlefield smells tasty


I summon the #BACONFLOCK to assist us in this worthy battle!
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Hi Im Brad

Senior Member

05-13-2014

oh man this is gonna be good


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Michelle Chi

Junior Member

05-13-2014

Dayum son


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TheManStache

Senior Member

05-13-2014

Baconhawk its ok to be a gril.

Remember the great warrior mulan was once a gril before she became the manliest of men and married her gay commander.

You must be swift as the coursing river
With all the force of the great typhoon
With all the strength of a raging fire
Mysterious as the dark side of the moon!

Dont forget, once you are man, do not let ravages of war get you down.

Think of instead
A GRIL WORTH FIGHTING FOR!!!!


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Eotw

Senior Member

05-13-2014

Quote:
TheManStache:
Baconhawk its ok to be a gril.

Remember the great warrior mulan was once a gril before she became the manliest of men and married her gay commander.

You must be swift as the coursing river
With all the force of the great typhoon
With all the strength of a raging fire
Mysterious as the dark side of the moon!

Dont forget, once you are man, do not let ravages of war get you down.

Think of instead
A GRIL WORTH FIGHTING FOR!!!!


Let's get down to business
to devour bacon.
Did they send me well done
when I asked for raw?

You're the saddest meat I've ever met,
but you can bet, before we're through, somehow
I'll make a man out of you.


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TheManStache

Senior Member

05-13-2014

Quote:
eotw:
let's get down to business
to devour bacon.
Did they send me well done
when i asked for raw?

You're the saddest meat i've ever met,
but you can bet, before we're through, somehow
i'll make a ham out of you.

ftfy


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Prof Nekko

Senior Member

05-13-2014

Quote:
Eotw:
Let's get down to business
to consume bacon.
Did they send me well done
when I asked for raw?

You're the saddest meat I've ever met,
but you can bet, before we're through,
somehow I'll make bacon out of you.


fixed for beat matching


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Fluffyknowsyou

Senior Member

05-13-2014

Finally a good thread in GD


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Kireyo

Junior Member

05-13-2014

HMPH!

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I see Riot Ames has shown up to accept our challenge! Wonderful! Tonight's the night you will gain your comeuppance! We will take you on like man takes on nature. Like Braum takes on mountains. Like Squirrels take on nuts! We shall show you no mercy!

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We will carry on our backs the will of the ones you have defeated. We will take their woes and use them to power our resolve. To Mr. Ames and Mrs. Baconhawk. You know not what you have unleashed upon yourselves. You think we are weak mortals to your godlike powers? NO! We are humans! Stubborn. GRITTY. UNDYING. We won't falter beneath your gargantuan status! SO I BESEECH MY FELLOW LEAGUE PLAYERS.

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Lend us your good spirit! Give us your prayers. We shall take them and make them a reality! Goliath goes down tonight in the MAN-OFF! This is not just between us four AMES! You may only be fighting Mantheon Bot and I. BUT YOU WILL BE FACING THE SPIRIT OF ALL THE LEAGUE PLAYERS HERE. WE SHALL SHOW YOU. THAT YOU ARE NOT UNDEFEATABLE. THAT YOU CAN BE STOPPED. TONIGHT'S THE NIGHT WHERE WE SHALL OVERCOME AND GIVE ALL OF THE PLAYERBASE HOPE!SO BELIEVE IN ME RIOT PLAYERS AS I BELIEVE IN YOU.

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The winners of this fight shall be US! Onwards Mantheon Bot! Let us show them our TRUE POWER! OF FRIENDSHIP. SYNCHROS. Fusions and other duo maxing out techniques! ONWARDS TO VICTORY

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(On a small less more grand scale note. 5 pm Pst and onwards is when we can fight)