"Bronze for Life" Stories

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LiveYiOrDieHard

Senior Member

05-09-2014

I'm remaking my Screwing with Silvers thread since it's really outdated now. For one, I'm no longer screwing with silvers, it's plats and low diamonds now, and two, I'm not Bronze V anymore Still Bronze though! Bronze for life baby! If I'm still playing next season, I'll let myself decay all the way back to Bronze if I have to.

I'm only going to post the chat logs that I didn't put in the first thread here. I kind of stopped updating the last thread so I have a decent amount that I never posted. Enjoy.

PapaSn0d: Mid pref
TXH Zer˛: mid
Chnight: top or adc
LiveYiOrDieHard: I don't own any adc or support champs
LiveYiOrDieHard: I can support gp if I have to
FaKe TangSeng: jungle only
PapaSn0d: What the **** this guy is bronze 5
LiveYiOrDieHard: you aren't bronze 5?
FaKe TangSeng: jungle only
TXH Zer˛: he tanked his mmr
TXH Zer˛: elo*
PapaSn0d: Holy **** youre the guy I saw on Reddit!
LiveYiOrDieHard: XD


people person23: jungle
people person23: pref
TheRealTuna: Hi guys, pref mid/jungs but will fill as needed
BooMeRFD: ZAC TOP
LiveYiOrDieHard: I HAVE TO CARRY DIS
LiveYiOrDieHard: NEED WIN
LiveYiOrDieHard: MY PROMO MATCHES
LiveYiOrDieHard: FINALLY ALMOST OUT
LiveYiOrDieHard: OF BRONZE 5
Saberunna: !!
BooMeRFD: ha.ha.ha...


Coltsbro: mid please
Blackiechan53: Top pref
Best Evelynn HK: sorry may i mid?
LiveYiOrDieHard: these are the champions I own -> http://imgur.com/nUTYjN6
LiveYiOrDieHard: I'm almost to my bronze 5 promos let's win
Coltsbro: mid my best role, but i'll fill
Coltsbro: jungle my worst
Coltsbro: just heads up
LiveYiOrDieHard: I'll probably jungle then
Coltsbro: is this ranked?
LiveYiOrDieHard: yeah
Coltsbro: wtf
LiveYiOrDieHard: I'm almost to my promos we gots to win
Coltsbro: why is bronze v here
LiveYiOrDieHard: why wouldn't a bronze v be here?
Blackiechan53: lol why is the bronze v 2nd on the list
LiveYiOrDieHard: you think bronze vs don't play ranked?
Best Evelynn HK: because he just dodge his promos
commandernchief9: prob cuz he's trolling you
Best Evelynn HK: and hold on bronze 5
LiveYiOrDieHard: is best bronze
Best Evelynn HK: but you think this
Best Evelynn HK: why bronze 5 hight then you
Best Evelynn HK: for his elo


Ebzekro: adc
LiveYiOrDieHard: hey guys, I don't own any ranged champions
TanLe2510: support or feed
BigHeart: let me tf mid or nidalee
TanLe2510: jk let me top
TanLe2510: lol
LiveYiOrDieHard: I don't have any attk speed runes for jungling ;_;
J¨Iian: attk speed?
J¨Iian: what
LiveYiOrDieHard: we win this I'll be in my bronze 5 promos finally
J¨Iian: WOAH
BigHeart: wow your
BigHeart: MMR
BigHeart: must be uber high
J¨Iian: uber super
J¨Iian: high
TanLe2510: hey yo
TanLe2510: what support do u like?
Ebzekro: not raka but
Ebzekro: someothign wiht sustain
Ebzekro: and aggression
Ebzekro: that works
Ebzekro: how the ****
Ebzekro: are you bronze v
Ebzekro: LOLOL
TanLe2510: wut @_@
TanLe2510: im not bronze lol
Ebzekro: i thought he was just ****in around
Ebzekro: but hes actualyl bronze 5 lolo
TanLe2510: who?
Ebzekro: liveyiordiehard
LiveYiOrDieHard: is da best bronze
J¨Iian: we got the bronze plays
LiveYiOrDieHard: gonna get promoted to bronze 6 soon
J¨Iian: lets go
TanLe2510: how is he broze ?
Ebzekro: he probably
J¨Iian: ur not bronze?
Ebzekro: dodges his promos
Ebzekro: and never loses a game
Ebzekro: idk
TanLe2510: lol
Ebzekro: so his mmr goes up but he never gets promoted
Ebzekro: ive seen it before


Kryptic Elitist: jung
Huskym4n: mid please
TribalGecko: Good morning, comrades.
TribalGecko: Top is preferred.
LiveYiOrDieHard: hey guys I haven't played in a few months, and I don't own any ADCs
Kryptic Elitist: Then why arn't you in normals?
LiveYiOrDieHard: and gangplank is my main support
LiveYiOrDieHard: since it looks like that's what I'll be playing
Huskym4n: lol the ****
TribalGecko: How do you not own any ADCs? >_>
Huskym4n: hes bronze 5
Kryptic Elitist: hhahahah
LiveYiOrDieHard: I only own 20 champs
Kryptic Elitist: I hate this game lol
Kryptic Elitist: He dodges his promo matches
TribalGecko: That wouldn't put him at Bronze 5.
TribalGecko: It'd put him at Bronze I
TribalGecko: Unless he's really dedicated.
Kryptic Elitist: Being a troll would
TribalGecko: Support gangplank can work.
Kryptic Elitist: I don't even care
Kryptic Elitist: Let's just win
TribalGecko: Indeed.
LiveYiOrDieHard: just don't make me adc, like I said, I don't own any
TribalGecko: Where are you headed, Krpt?
LiveYiOrDieHard: all my champs are melee
Kryptic Elitist: whats your main?
TribalGecko: Grabbing top.
*we get a top lulu and support gangplank*
*our team dodges*


MARK SELBY: jungle prefer
Umezete: prefer top or jungle
LiveYiOrDieHard: hey guys, I don't own any ADC champions, and GP is my best support champion, just letting you guys know
Umezete: can adc,
Forknifespoon: mid
MARK SELBY: Bronze V?
MARK SELBY: wtf
MARK SELBY: who duo with him
LiveYiOrDieHard: is best bronze
LiveYiOrDieHard: I almost promoted
LiveYiOrDieHard: don worry i carry hard
MARK SELBY: ******* RIOT LOL
LiveYiOrDieHard: im not duo tho
Umezete: Bronze is the new diamond
Umezete: everyone knows that


LiveYiOrDieHard: guys
LiveYiOrDieHard: what would you say
LiveYiOrDieHard: if I told you
LiveYiOrDieHard: I was bronze 5
Sor9ry NgoOnLun9: idc
LiveYiOrDieHard: good
LiveYiOrDieHard: because I'm actually bronze 5
DeBonair Fisher: adc only
Sor9ry NgoOnLun9: then go to support
Jerma: lol
LiveYiOrDieHard: support gp it is!
Sor9ry NgoOnLun9: u drunk?
LiveYiOrDieHard: maybe
LiveYiOrDieHard: why do you ask?
Sor9ry NgoOnLun9: that make sense
Sor9ry NgoOnLun9: ppl drunk and play
Jerma: holy ****
Jerma: ur acutally bronze 5
LiveYiOrDieHard: I drunk better when I play
Jerma: XD
LiveYiOrDieHard: is best bronze
Sor9ry NgoOnLun9: lol


LiveYiOrDieHard: well I really wish I went cho now...
Chillin: a bronze 5?
Chillin: how
Chillin: are
Chillin: you
LiveYiOrDieHard: ?
Chillin: here
RoundOneTKO: they have no support i guess
LiveYiOrDieHard: are you not bronze 5?
Professor Troll: noway hes bronze 5
Professor Troll: im plat 4
Professor Troll: lol
RoundOneTKO: wow he is bronze 5
LiveYiOrDieHard: lies
RoundOneTKO: what.t..


LiveYiOrDieHard: 'sup guys
LiveYiOrDieHard: I don't own any ranged champions
Telloo: adc please
Cordial Yordle: mid or top
Cordial Yordle: if u want top i'll mid trynd
LiveYiOrDieHard: I'll jungle
Marksmanship: noo
Marksmanship: i cant support
Marksmanship: ****
LiveYiOrDieHard: am I the only one here in my bronze promos?
Cordial Yordle: lol
Cordial Yordle: bronze all star here
Cordial Yordle: with the plat players lol
Cordial Yordle: should be a fun game


whyyiya1202: ad pls
LiveYiOrDieHard: WOOO
LiveYiOrDieHard: I'M ALMOST PROMOTED
LiveYiOrDieHard: BRONZE 5 PROMOS
LiveYiOrDieHard: I'M 1-0 SO FAR
YourTears: Mid please
B1tchYouWin: ganre?
B1tchYouWin: garen??
LiveYiOrDieHard: is op
B1tchYouWin: lol
B1tchYouWin: 870elo
B1tchYouWin: wtf is this
LiveYiOrDieHard: ?
daybies: bronze 5?
LiveYiOrDieHard: ik I'm finally almost out of bronze
daybies: wtf
B1tchYouWin: wtf is this, riot
*I dodge*


Epicly pwns u: pref ad
TheDualshock: top/jg pref
Captain Jurff: pref top
Captain Jurff: whats with these bans @_@
LiveYiOrDieHard: yordles are op man
Captain Jurff: :O
TheDualshock: xD
FUZZYTHING: lol
Captain Jurff: true
TheDualshock: Asked myself the same question
Epicly pwns u: lol
LiveYiOrDieHard: I just lost my promos
Epicly pwns u: my god that bronze thing
FUZZYTHING: you know, i doubted you
FUZZYTHING: but now i like you
LiveYiOrDieHard: I is stuck in bronze 5
TheDualshock: Holy **** lol
Epicly pwns u: holy sht
Epicly pwns u: bronze 5
TheDualshock: Are you for reals Renek?
Epicly pwns u: O_O
LiveYiOrDieHard: lol
TheDualshock: dat Plat mmr
Epicly pwns u: HOLY SHT
TheDualshock: o.O


JayGeeDW: im jungling
JayGeeDW: thank you
JayGeeDW: appreicate it
WaChenxu: jiana
LiveYiOrDieHard: let's do this guys
LiveYiOrDieHard: I want to get to my bronze 5 promos
hi im Doublelift: what?
JayGeeDW: how r u bronze 5?
hi im Doublelift: the ****? he is bronze 5????
JayGeeDW: -_-
LiveYiOrDieHard: is best bronze
JayGeeDW: wut???
hi im Doublelift: omg
JayGeeDW: 175-108
JayGeeDW: but bronze 5?
JayGeeDW: hows that possible


GeeGeeAnnie: mid
GeeGeeAnnie: only
LiveYiOrDieHard: top mid or jungle
Kihrah: adc pref
GeeGeeAnnie: hey
GeeGeeAnnie: leb ban plz
GeeGeeAnnie: ty
GeeGeeAnnie: yi?
GeeGeeAnnie: yi is aschamp
LiveYiOrDieHard: why
GeeGeeAnnie: ?
LiveYiOrDieHard: feral flare is crappy now
GeeGeeAnnie: yi super op
Kihrah: yi still strong
Kihrah: up to you live
GeeGeeAnnie: yiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
GeeGeeAnnie: wat
GeeGeeAnnie: plz stop
LiveYiOrDieHard: ?
Kihrah: can you play a tanky top if poss? if not no worries
Kihrah: fiora is strong
GeeGeeAnnie: jax ban plz
GeeGeeAnnie: hey
GeeGeeAnnie: wait
GeeGeeAnnie: frist pick
GeeGeeAnnie: u bronze1?
GeeGeeAnnie: duo?
LiveYiOrDieHard: ya
GeeGeeAnnie: who duo
LiveYiOrDieHard: no
LiveYiOrDieHard: I'm solo queue
GeeGeeAnnie: stop
GeeGeeAnnie: hey
GeeGeeAnnie: shutup
LiveYiOrDieHard: k
Kihrah: blackstar
Kihrah: sustain supp would be good
Kihrah: imo
GeeGeeAnnie: ??
GeeGeeAnnie: ????????????????
GeeGeeAnnie: plz
Kihrah: please?
GeeGeeAnnie: dodge
Kihrah: annie
Kihrah: im in series for dia
GeeGeeAnnie: 1st pick bronze1
Kihrah: 2-2
Kihrah: can someone dodge please?
Kihrah: I would but I'm 2-2 in series
GeeGeeAnnie: 234 playcount
GeeGeeAnnie: ranked
GeeGeeAnnie: not smurf
GeeGeeAnnie: he is nob
GeeGeeAnnie: plz
GeeGeeAnnie: olz
Kihrah: annie will you dodge please
Kihrah: for me
GeeGeeAnnie: no
Kihrah: I'll buy you a 975 skin
GeeGeeAnnie: hey
GeeGeeAnnie: plz
GeeGeeAnnie: hey
GeeGeeAnnie: nob
GeeGeeAnnie: hey
Kihrah: k
Kihrah: we can win


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My Pet Dinosaur

Senior Member

05-09-2014

Any time I have a jungle Yi that says "we got this" before trying to 1v5 a fed enemy team.


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abbasqamar

Senior Member

05-09-2014

wt u want fame????? fuk Off! Promotion Dodger!


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TyresiusMordekai

Senior Member

05-09-2014

Summoner 1: I call Jungle
Me: Let me Jungle, mbeen maining it for 3 seasons
Summoner 1: You're Bronze 1
Summoner 2: lol
Me: Elo resets exist
Summoner 1: Fine give me one good reason not to jungle
Me: Because you're a ****** that will go feral flare and afk farm all game.
Summoner 1: Shut up noob, reported.
Me: ... Yep.


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StoneCold3333316

Senior Member

05-09-2014

old thread! dude i have done same thing promotion doge in EUW an year ago it was posted on Forum like how to get out elo hell type thing..

sorry not interested to read i can post same thing which u posted sorry!

they are lot of people are doing the same!


so STFU! dude


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LiveYiOrDieHard

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05-09-2014

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wt u want fame????? Fuk off! Promotion dodger!
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trumpsta

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05-09-2014

'youre the guy from reddit' who is you from redditerino?


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LiveYiOrDieHard

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05-09-2014

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'youre the guy from reddit' who is you from redditerino?
Same name, people just recognized me a lot in games for like a month after a thread got posted on there about what I was doing. Doesn't happen all that much anymore lol.


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ecneregilleb

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05-09-2014

When i first saw your threads they were amusing, but now that everyone and their redditting grandmother knows who you are in these game lobbies, they've lost their shock factor to the other players. Its rather unfortunate.


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LiveYiOrDieHard

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05-09-2014

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Originally Posted by ecneregilleb View Post
When i first saw your threads they were amusing, but now that everyone and their redditting grandmother knows who you are in these game lobbies, they've lost their shock factor to the other players. Its rather unfortunate.
Sadly I agree. And I don't tend to mention that I'm bronze ahead of time anymore so most of the comments I get nowadays are in-game rather than in champ select (after people lolnexus themselves).


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