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Champions you'd want to Marry/Do it with/Kick in the nuts

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Grievous77

Senior Member

04-07-2014

Example

For marry, it'd be Akali.

For the intercourse, probably Ahri, Nidalee, Akali or Fiora. You can list the women or men you might want to do it with.

Kick in huge balls example. Kick teemo in the balls with an iron boot.


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SasparillaShaman

Member

04-07-2014

First response! YAY! =D
I dunno, but maybe this thread would be better if you had somebody above give three champs and the person below have to choose which to do which with?
I dunno, your call. I guess if you wanted it that way you would have made it like that. =\
Anyway, for marry I would say Ezreal.
For fun time I would say Quinn. (SO GODDAMN SEXY!)
And for kick in the balls? There is this lil' overpowered as **** yordle who spends his days beating you to smithereens. Why, Ziggs of course! I don't even count Teemo as a champion.


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Farinel

Senior Member

04-20-2014

Marry Sona

Do Teemo, but use knife instead of dick

Kick Teemo in balls.


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Cannibal

Recruiter

04-20-2014

Marry Katarina

Do Sona

Kick Vel'Koz in her eye ball.


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Filia Medici

Senior Member

04-24-2014

Marry Cho'Gath

Do.......I don't want to do a champion. I want to BE a champion! (If I had to choose..Akali)

Kick Veigar in the yordles STOP RAISING YOUR AB GOD DANGIT.


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Keysame

Junior Member

05-15-2014

Marry Leona
Do Vi
Kick Zilean is the clockworks


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swedish fish FTW

Senior Member

05-15-2014

I am Marrying Pool party Graves! Having Le Sexy times with Spirit guard Udyr, and kicking Lee sin and Master Yi in their fragile orbs.


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YourMom211

Senior Member

05-16-2014

Marry: Jinx. We share a personality
Do It: Something generic like Ahri or Sona
Golf-club-smack in the balls with the handle of the bloodthirster: Teemo (I may have taken some artistic liberty)


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The Lexer

Senior Member

05-16-2014

Marry: Jinx, like above^^^^personality
"Do it": Kat, shes hot
Kick in da balls: yi is so annoying so, yeah


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DawZon

Senior Member

05-16-2014

marry lux
do nadalee
kick in the balls teemo


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