Riot, we need a duck.

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Awesome

Senior Member

01-06-2011

1500+! Let's shoot for 2000! QUACK.



News update: The duck has defeated Riot staff members in 1v1- they were playing Mundo. This means he's legit. Maybe it's a sign?
Also note: I have been told this is an awesome thread. Whoever said that is correct. This is an Awesome thread, created by Awesome and upkept by Awesome, with quite a few Awesome posts. Pun absolutely intended.


No more women.
No more men.
No more monsters.
No more mushroom-loving yordles.

We need a duck champion. Period. A magical space-duck, to be exact.

Sign this petition please. WE NEED A DUCK. You all know this full well.

I shall say none more.

Reply with your favorite duck noise to signal that you want to be part of the petition for a duck.

Also, we've come to a conclusion that the name should be Schadadle. I mean, honestly, what a great name for a duck.

So here is the skillset for Schadadle, the River Warden.
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Conjuncted ideas for a skillset (hand-picked)
ENDLESS POWER! <
Passive) Put it on my Bill: Schadadle can buy items now for slightly less than they cost and pay the difference when the gold accumulates. 15 gold per level cap. (Posted by Declawd)
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Q) Duck Tape: Removes all debuffs from target champion and heals them for 150/200/250/300/350 (+ 0.8 scaling AP) of their health, since duck tape can fix anything. 15 second cooldown. If used on an enemy, this slows them for 1/1.5/2/2.5/3 seconds and decreases attack speed by 25/30/35/40/50% for the duration(Posted by Saldean)
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W) Waddle Away: Active: When an enemy targets Schadadle and is facing his back, Schadadle gains a 50% boost to his movement speed for 3/4/5/6/7 seconds. 15 second cooldown. Passive: Schadadle gains a 10/20/30/40/50% boost to his movement speed when walking on water-covered surfaces. (Posted by OmegaHorizon)
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E) Feather bomb: Schadadle creates a radial puff of feathers that renders only those inside it able to see what's in it (both allies and enemies). Lasts 6 seconds and scales up in size (400/500/600/700/800). 25 second cooldown. Schadadle's stats are slightly increased inside of the puff. (Posted by Pakstinarian)
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R) Quack in the Surface: Schadadle emits a very loud quack, causing the ground beneath him to create a impassable fissure straight out from his beak. All enemy champions caught in the fissure will trip and fall, being damaged and stunned for 2 seconds. 95 second cooldown.
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Right now it looks like Schadadle is headed towards being a solid tank. Duck enters field, NOTHING CAN DESTROY IT, and you suddenly win a teamfight.







Thank you, and try to have a nice day without a duck.

Oh, and there's no vibe to this thread. See why here.

-Zach (Omega) (now Awesome)


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Awesome

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01-06-2011

If you don't laugh at some of these comments, I pity you.

Oh, and apparently the duck was interviewed and passed the process. I'll mark the posts by the Riot staff who did so with **


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Originally Posted by Majiger View Post
Scale judgment! - Weight the enemy champ, if they weigh the same as a duck that means they are made of wood and thus are a witch. BURN THEM!!!
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Originally Posted by OmegaHorizon
We need a male duck.
Fixed, unless you want to see duck boobs.

And god they are awful.

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Originally Posted by TitanMD View Post
like one of those hockey players Emilio Estevez coached?
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Originally Posted by Gyromitre View Post
I'm more of a rabbit person really
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Originally Posted by Milkshakes00 View Post
"Zarbon... What the hell was that..?"
"I believe it was the space duck, sir."
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Originally Posted by Guinsoo View Post
I agree completely.
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Originally Posted by cacoethes View Post
"Got any grapes?"

and then he waddled away, waddle waddle, until the very next day...
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Originally Posted by SomeSortOfDuck View Post
What appears to be a duck is on a killing spree.
What appears to be a duck is godlike.
What appears to be a duck is legendary.
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Originally Posted by ImAnOgre View Post
Dogsounds are the ducksounds of the future.

In commemoration of dogs, meow.
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Originally Posted by Rossa Auster View Post
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Originally Posted by Quzi View Post
Q: Short cooldown nuke which cost no mana and gives hp
W:Short cooldown nuke which cost no mana and gives hp
E: Short cooldown nuke which cost no mana and gives hp
R: Short cooldown nuke which cost no mana and gives hp
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Originally Posted by xNECROx View Post
Riot version of duck attached
http://www.leagueoflegends.com/board...1&d=1294546378

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Originally Posted by Valdien View Post
With my amazing doodling skillz I bring you my picture of what the ducks face should look like!!!!

p.s: I know I'm amazing at drawing.
http://beta.leagueoflegends.com/boar...1&d=1294552052

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Originally Posted by ibuPR0fen View Post
I went golfing and hit a duck once. It died. This champion should have an ability to avoid errant golf balls.

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Originally Posted by RiotTravisGoetz View Post
This is my favorite thread title

I'm in full agreement that we do need a duck. However we should remember our fallen comrade Urf and ensure that this gentle duck champion does not suffer the same fate.
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Originally Posted by Zanzill View Post
If this duck champion becomes real i will name my first born child riot
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Originally Posted by Saldean View Post
My ability:

Duck tape - Removes all debuffs from one target, because duck tape can fix anything.
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Originally Posted by Ryedan View Post
Bump - Riot, you need a duck champion.
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Originally Posted by Bonushand View Post
Riot, please don't bow to these furries

Edit: gettin downvoted by furries
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Originally Posted by Zanzill View Post
Every good game needs a duck
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Originally Posted by Azarthes View Post
Ducks don't exist.
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Originally Posted by Sobel View Post
..but Oregon lost.
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Originally Posted by supermegabrobro View Post
Ducks eat for free at subway.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0RgSyuPnZSM
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Originally Posted by Spitfire2170 View Post
Oh my god I would so buy this. +1. Come on RIOT!
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Originally Posted by Erosiveness View Post
Yes....oh god yes.
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Originally Posted by havocfett View Post
If they make a duck champ I will buy $20 worth of ip
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Originally Posted by Ryedan View Post
Riot, We need a duck.
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Originally Posted by RiotTravisGoetz View Post
Now Hiring: Ducks.

That is all.
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Originally Posted by Valinus View Post
I just interviewed the duck...looks good
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Originally Posted by RiotTravisGoetz View Post
He got past my Tough Interview Questions and beat me 1v1 with Mundo.


I'm sold.
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Originally Posted by sexy hexy View Post
This guy gets it
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Moonfiya

Senior Member

01-06-2011

duck tales woo hoo


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Yoshiro

Senior Member

01-06-2011

we need a murloc/ frog champion.

what skills would a duck have rofl.


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The Cello Pony

Senior Member

01-06-2011

New Swain skin idea just popped into my head.

Also, Fiddle.

"Duckstorm! QUACKQUACKQUACKQUACKQUACKQUACK"


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SpaceBoots

Senior Member

01-06-2011

Someone badass like Howard, but goofy and will paint a mustache on you like Daffy.


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Avisto

Senior Member

01-06-2011

Give Tryndamere a duck skin that quacks every time he crits.


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Awesome

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01-06-2011

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Originally Posted by Yoshiro View Post
we need a murloc/ frog champion.

what skills would a duck have rofl.
It'd have a helluva lot more skills than a frog or a merloc.


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Awesome

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01-06-2011

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Originally Posted by Avisston View Post
Give Tryndamere a duck skin that quacks every time he crits.
No skins. We have enough of those. A duck *CHAMPION* <3


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BuffALowSoldier

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01-06-2011

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