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CONTEST FOR RP. A dominion song parody contest

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molokodude

Senior Member

02-25-2014

Rules.



Must be dominion related. Has to be a song considered by some form of group as classic era.

Queen, "eye of the tiger" Elton John BeachBoys Blonde tons of names come to mind.


Winner shall get not only the honor of me embrassing myself by singing it but a tasty rp card.


Frankly I may just sing any good one. Not sure if 10 or 25 card yet depending on demand. Mo people, mo rp.


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MaanMan

Member

02-25-2014

How long do we have?


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molokodude

Senior Member

02-25-2014

Quote:
MaanMan:
How long do we have?
Til DD 100. which is 15th


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NamKim

Senior Member

02-25-2014

Quote:
molokodude:
Rules.



Must be dominion related. Has to be a song considered by some form of group as classic era.

Alright, time to bring out the Mozart.


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SylianEUW

Senior Member

02-26-2014

Quote:
NamKim:
Alright, time to bring out the Mozart.
Requiem (Dies Karthus).


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SylianEUW

Senior Member

02-26-2014

Well, I guess Beethoven might not be 100% classical, since, according to Wikipedia, he worked in the transition period between the Classical and the Romantic era. Regardless, I'm going to write some Dominion-related lyrics to a certain part of Beethoven's 9th symphony, commonly refered to as "Ode to Joy".

Here's the part: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-kcOpyM9cBg&feature=youtu.be&t=7m19s

Fun fact: In the first few years of elementary school, we got to sing a tune with that melody about the months. Heh.

Anyway... Here goes:

Ode to Dom, lyrics by Sylian, melody by Beethoven.

"You must cap the points or you will lose ever-y game of Dom
Beat the Talon and the Le-Blanc and you will soon game have won.
You will have to gank the bot lane, or you will soon lose the game
Fight until the game is over, and make su-ure no-t to flame."

I'm not sure if the OP wanted people to make YouTube videos or just lyrics, but here it is. Should I somehow win, I'll forward my prize to whoever gets 2nd place.


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MaanMan

Member

02-26-2014

Boney M - Rasputin, lyrics done by MaanMan with help from Whimsosaurus Hex

"Kassadin"

There lived a certain man in Dominion long ago
He was big and strong, with his blade of purple glow
Most people looked at him with terror and with fear
But to newcomers he was such a lovely dear
He could win the matches like a master
Full of voracity and fire
But he also was the kind of monster
Spammers would desire

Ka Ka Kassadin
Builds a lichbane out of sheen
Ults in, attacks and then he is gone
Ka Ka Kassadin
Dominion's greatest death machine
It was a shame how he carried on

He ruled the Crystal land and never mind the scar
and pooterss never worked ‘cause he could ult so far
In every single game he was the champ to feed
and you might as well give up, when he has the lead
For the player he was no wheeler dealer
Though they heard the things he'd done
They believed he was an Elo healer
Who would make them run

Ka Ka Kassadin
Builds a lichbane out of sheen
Ults in, attacks and then he is gone
Ka Ka Kassadin
Dominion's greatest death machine
It was a shame how he carried on

[Spoken:]
But when his killing and ganking and his hunger
for power became known to more and more people,
the demands to do something about this outrageous
champ became louder and louder.

"This man's just got to go!" declared all of the teams
But the spammers begged "Don't you try to do it, please"
No doubt this Kassadin had lots of hidden charms
Though he was a mage, kills just fell into his arms
Then one night a man, a wolf, an axeboss
Set a trap, N0NameRs to blame
And Nome stated “Balance above all else”
DD said the same

Ka Ka Kassadin
No longer a stomping fiend
They put some nerfs into his kit
Ka Ka Kassadin
Dominion's greatest death machine
He took it all and he said “As you wish"

Ka Ka Kassadin
They nerfed him once ‘cause he was mean
They didn't quit, they wanted his head
Ka Ka Kassadin
Dominion's greatest death machine
And so they nerfed him till he was dead

[Spoken:] Oh, those players…


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Whimsosaurus Hex

Senior Member

02-26-2014

"Ganking Queen" - feat. Whimsosaurus Hex, MaanMan, ABBA, and Rengar
http://31.media.tumblr.com/9234ec514...im9o1_1280.png (http://31.media.tumblr.com/9234ec5141e535457f307f01b9fe1e84/tumblr_mx7masg33R1riwim9o1_1280.png)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFrGuyw1V8s (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFrGuyw1V8s)

You can run, you can hide, having the chase of your life
See that bush, watch that map, playin' the ganking queen

Windmill fight and the health is low
Looking out for a head to hunt
In the jungle or bot lane, preparing their will
You come in to look for a kill
Anybody could be that prey
Fight is young and your stacks are high
With a Brutalizer, everything’ll die
You're in the mood for an ace
And when you get that chance...

You are the ganking queen, farmed and fed, level seventeen
Ganking queen, hear the heartbeat of the other team
You can run, you can hide, having the chase of your life
See that bush, watch that map, playin’ the ganking queen

You are Rengar, the hunt is on
Leave them dead and then you're gone
Looking out for another, anyone will do
You're in the mood for an ace
And when you get that chance...

You are the ganking queen, farmed and fed, level seventeen
Ganking queen, hear the heartbeat of the other team
You can run, you can hide, having the chase of your life
See that bush, watch that map, playin’ the ganking queen


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ImpendingDeath

Senior Member

02-26-2014

What about poems?


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molokodude

Senior Member

03-01-2014

Quote:
ImpendingDeath:
What about poems?

That's in may.


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