Ask Renekton the butcher of the sands

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Dear Renekton

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02-16-2014

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Dear high summoner an'rum.

You have answered the question as best as you could, but I may visit Renekton myself.

From, Thunder
Dear thunder,

Remember that he is extremely dangerous. Do not ask to many personal questions.

-an'rum.


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AskCorpMundo

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02-16-2014

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Renekton eyes the letter with little interest, upon reading it he flies into a rage and starts thrashing his room saying, "I WILL KILL YOU NASUS YOUR END DRAWS NEAR! LET ME OUT OF THIS F*** STONE ROOM." While turning into his dominos form. His rage is so enormous the walls started cracking and crumbling, the summoners had to exhaust him at least 50 times and with minor wounds finally stopped his rampage. The summoners grabbed the letter on the way out and wrote back a reply.

Dear Mundo,

We would advise you not to remind him of his brother's rivalry. It's a touchy subject to say. And we are not sure if he wishes to do business with you. We advise you to not send him letters for a while... His rage almost destroyed his room.

-High summoner an'rum.
((Mission accomplished, Mundo wins once again.))


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Dear Renekton

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02-16-2014

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((Mission accomplished, Mundo wins once again.))

((The sands of time will eventually run out for you Mundo.))


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BloatedBile

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02-16-2014

dear renren,

what does corruption mean to you? why are mortals corrupted? we seem just fine.

-bb


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AskCorpMundo

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02-16-2014

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((The sands of time will eventually run out for you Mundo.))
((B*tch please, Mundo sells time. And sand too.))


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Dear Renekton

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02-16-2014

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dear renren,

what does corruption mean to you? why are mortals corrupted? we seem just fine.

-bb
Renekton eyes the letter with 0 interest as he still to tired from the exhaustions. he mumbles out the words, "all must die... It makes the anger go away..." to the summoner.

Dear bb,

Renekton is still to weakened to answer but I shall try to answer your question. Renekton's fury goes away temporarily when he kills the corrupted. A moment of clarity sort of. I'm sorry if this was not what you excepted for a answer.

-an'rum.


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BloatedBile

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02-16-2014

dear ren,

arent you a fleshbag too? ur full of flesh too after all. what do you like to eat?

-bb


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Dear Renekton

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02-16-2014

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dear ren,

arent you a fleshbag too? ur full of flesh too after all. what do you like to eat?

-bb
Renekton groans as he sees directly who the letter is from and says. "Just tell him I like manatee..." Before resuming to sleep.

Dear bb,

I'm sorry that he is still to weakened to answer you, but I shall answer to the best of my ability. He seems to want the manatee meat the most. Something about its tasty flesh. I'm sorry if this answer did not satisfy you. And yes he is a flesh bag to.

-An'rum.


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Dear Renekton

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02-17-2014

Renekton wakes up noticing he had fallen asleep while writing back a letter to Lissandra. And that the ink had been bumped down onto his desk. Making him look stupid as his entire face was cowered in black. Wiping of the ink while growling lowly he writes back a reply.


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Kuronan

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02-17-2014

(( Permission to troll Renekton VIA letter? ))


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