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Ask Darius 2.0

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PSYCOsanches589

Senior Member

02-09-2014

Well someone has anger issues and is a sore loser. he thought to himself


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Ask DariusV2

Senior Member

02-09-2014

Walking back to his office and sitting down at his desk Darius managed to calm down drinking a cup of soothing tea. "Draven finally had a good idea for once." He said to himself since his brother suggested the tea.


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LTCherz

Senior Member

02-09-2014

Dear Darius,

Is it true under your complexion, there is a heart?

~Unknown


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RayOfLight17

Senior Member

02-09-2014

A letter would arrive for Darius, along with a small package. One would open the package to find three packets of what could be identified only as a black tea.

To the Hand of Noxus,

I have a multitude of unrelated questions that will now be written in complete non-order. How heavy is your axe? What role did you play in the Ionia vs Noxus conflict? What kind of tea do you prefer? Do you like the attached tea?

Sincerely,
Summoner Jim.


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Ask DariusV2

Senior Member

02-09-2014

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LTCherz:
Dear Darius,

Is it true under your complexion, there is a heart?

~Unknown

Darius read the question then promptly took out a letter.
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Ask DariusV2:

Stranger,
I live for the glory of Noxus, things of the heart are for the weak and the foolish. And if you mean't this question in the literal sense, yes I do indeed have a heart.
Glory for Noxus,
Darius


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LTCherz

Senior Member

02-09-2014

To Darius,

If that's so, why did you care for Draven then? It would seem that if a heart is for the weak, you would have let him starve as a child.

-Unknown


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Ask DariusV2

Senior Member

02-09-2014

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RayOfLight17:
A letter would arrive for Darius, along with a small package. One would open the package to find three packets of what could be identified only as a black tea.

To the Hand of Noxus,

I have a multitude of unrelated questions that will now be written in complete non-order. How heavy is your axe? What role did you play in the Ionia vs Noxus conflict? What kind of tea do you prefer? Do you like the attached tea?

Sincerely,
Summoner Jim.

Darius noticed this is the same tea Draven makes, a very good tea as he remembered.
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Ask DariusV2:

Summoner,
My ax weighs around 20 pounds. As for the Ionian conflict, I was preoccupied at the time and could not particpate. Draven makes good tea whenever I'm in a bad mood it has a very soothing effect. The tea he makes is the same that you sent me.
Glory for Noxus,
Darius

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LTCherz:
To Darius,

If that's so, why did you care for Draven then? It would seem that if a heart is for the weak, you would have let him starve as a child.

-Unknown

Darius shook his head as he read this. How did people find out about his childhood?
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Stranger,
I do not know where you find your sources but this matter will not be discussed.
Glory for Noxus,
Darius


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Ask Swain

Senior Member

02-09-2014

Swain walks up to Darius door banging on the door with his staff saying, "Darius open the door we need to speak." His bird Beatrice perched on his shoulder.


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Ask DariusV2

Senior Member

02-09-2014

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Swain walks up to Darius door banging on the door with his staff saying, "Darius open the door we need to speak." His bird Beatrice perched on his shoulder.

Darius got up from his desk, sore from sitting all day and opened the door. "Yes General Swain." He says as he did a quick salute.


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RayOfLight17

Senior Member

02-09-2014

A letter would arrive for Darius,

To the Hand of Noxus,

I am currently unable to locate your brother's mailbox, so would you please pass along my complements of his tastes of Ionian tea?

Sincerely,
Summoner Jim.